SC MedicMike

When I was on the road touring with bands, one lead singer -- who shall remain nameless -- bought several pounds of crawfish to bring back to Texas from Louisiana. She stuck them in the microwave to keep them from stinking up the bus. Then she forgot about them when we got back to Texas, and they festered in the microwave, in Texas summer weather, for a week. When we got back into the bus the next weekend, we about died from the smell. You would NOT want to be remembered for doing that in an ambulance!

You were a roadie for Janice Joplin?!? Man! The stories you could tell....

NY considers creating 'organ-removal' ambulance

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It appears that if the female brain were more like that of the male, women would have fewer headaches and save money on shoes. Clinically speaking of course...

Definitely Snoopy, especially during his Joe Cool days.

"Liar" - Three Dog Night

What pisses me off is this automatic assumption that blasting someone, belittling them, and generally being abusive is an efficient way of improving the profession, or the site.

If we don't regard each other as serious professionals, how can we hope for the same from the public at large? This is an excellent thread and I am thankful to it's major contributors.

We did use SECURE IV, they suck.

We have these, as well. They're great for pts with soft skin and good veins, but my partner gets annoyed when I stick her all the time.

"Rebel" - Van Halen

HM1 Charles F. 'Chuck' Norris

HM1 Charles F. "Chuck" Norris,USN, Retired HM1 Charles F. "Chuck" Norris, USN, Retired, 70, husband of Elizabeth "Betty" Norris passed away on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at Beaufort Memorial Hospital.Graveside funeral services will be held on Friday, April 4, 2008 at 10:30am in Beaufort National Cemetery with military honors and Masonic rites.Chuck was born on September 25, 1937 in Jackson, MI. He is the son of the late Gladys Marie Benson Norris and Charles Orr Norris.Chuck was a lifetime member of AMVETS Post 70, Port Royal, Port Royal Masonic Lodge 242 AFM, American Legion Post 9, Beaufort and past Commander of theAmerican Legion post 346, Neptune, NJ.Surviving in addition to his wife of St. Helena; are three sons, Charles F. Norris, Jr (Pam) of Jackson, MI; David Norris of Utah; Christian Norris (Nickki) of Taylor, MI; one daughter, Yvonne S. Norris Sparks (Jim) of Jackson, MI; sevengrandchildren and four great grandchildren.He was preceded in death by three sisters and two brothers.In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the Shinerís Children Hospital, 950 W. Faris Road, Greenville, SC 29605 or the charity of oneís choice.Anderson Funeral Home is serving the family.

My Name : Mike

1. Famous singer/band: The Monkees

2. 4 letter word: Milk

3. Street name: Maple

4. Color: Magenta

5. Gifts/presents: Money

6. Vehicle: Monte Carlo

7. Items on a menu: Milkshake

8. Girl Name: Maria

9. Boy Name: Mark

10. Movie Title: Mo' Money

11. Drink: Mocha Latte

12. Occupation: Matador

13. Flower: Magnolia

14. Famous Person: MLK

15. Magazine: Money

16. US City: Minneapolis

17. Famous Sports Team: Mets

18. Reason for Being Late for Work: MI

19. Something U Throw Away: Milk jug

20. Things You Shout: Man!

21. Cartoon Character: Marvin the Martian

If YOU think you are too old, then you are. Otherwise, don't worry about what others may think. From a prospective employer's position, you will bring maturity, stability, and reliability to the table - qualities that are appreciated in any field.

Good luck and rock on!

PS I'm a 43 year old Paramedic student.

Priceless!

If a person is incompetent when sober, does that make them competent when they're drunk?

"Is This Love?" Whitesnake

Lost In This Moment - Big & Rich

Ride Cowboy Ride - Bon Jovi

I Can't Wait - Stevie Nicks

Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix

Cats In The Cradle - Harry Chapin

Go to www.emtb.com and click "Student Resources" - there's a pretty good list there. Buy them from Amazon.com though, and save a couple bucks.

I WANT ONE :wink: :wink:

the only problem I see with this one is it cant get me a date

Twin, if you had one of these, you wouldn't need a date.

Memories Of Us - Keith Urban

Right now I've got it leaking out my ears. maybe that's CSF.

Remember to only loosely cover your ears, lest ICP increases and you will not do well on your test.

Girls Just Wanna Have fun - Cyndi Lauper

Love The One You're With - Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young