emsgirl99

I agree that cheating - infidelity in EMS is really high. There are just more chances to be able to get something on the side when you are in this field. For example… If you work 24 on and 48 off then you spouse is at their 8-5 job during your 48 hours off… well then there is plenty of time to sneak around and meet someone for a nooner. Also EMS people seem to have a demented sort of mind. The internet can also be a bad thing. If you "meet" someone online they don't really know for sure if you are married cause they can't see that ring finger. If your spouse meets someone online and then they can actually meet them during their 48 off while you are at work and have absolutely no idea.

TRUST me I know it happens...

So I have to agree that the rate of cheating is extremely high in EMS. [-X

I wanna be the one in the middle!!

:oops:

LMFAO

Here in Central Illinois we call them "Rigs".... which wasn't even a choice in your poll.

Michelle

PAST

Beautifully Sexy!!!

Trench = BIG Flirt!

ha.... I am on top once again!!!!

it won't last long so I have to enjoy it while I can......

Oh... I might just have to try this out....

how do you like me on top!!!!

Ha.... Scott.... now I am on Top!!!!

Terri = Motherly

:violent1:

I'm on top now!!!

I wanna be on top!!!!

(I love being on top!!) :oops:

Yes Jeni that would be awsome!!!

Anyways, Jeni..... you weren't supposed to tell anyone about the pictures. :oops: :laughing6:

TPBM... likes to be tied up and spanked!

lmao. :twisted:

Well I used to hate NASCAR.... that is until I realized Dale Jr. is a hotty!!!!

TPBM... Has had an intimate relations with someone in the back of an ambulance.... [-X

:twisted:

Dust I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

Be safe and hurry back.

Michelle

Your 2005 Song Is

"Don't Cha by the Pussycat Dolls

"Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"

What happens in 2005, stays in 2005!

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whathitsongof2005areyouquiz/

I love these things!!!!!

Michelle

Very well stated Race!

Great job!

Michelle

This is hilarious!!!!!

:oops:

Your Stripper Song Is

Closer

by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you

You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you

Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Ive got no

Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.

What Song Should You Strip To?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsongshouldyoustriptoquiz/

Happy Birthday to you...

Happy Birthday to you...

Happy Birthday to Medic RN...

Happy Birthday to YOU!!!!!!

:wav:

Hope you have a fantastic day!

Michelle

The Horth Withperer

Bob calls his buddy Sam, The horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse for sale. Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?"

Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"

The rancher is getting' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nith mouf, can I see her twat?"

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him to the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable

At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty

You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it

Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofcoffeeareyouquiz/