Doobles999

Whilst I am currently reading medicine

Until my brain clicked in, I had images of someone picking up bottles of medicine and reading the lables... :?

So most of the rural work is unpaid in US? What do you do as regular jobs?

Do you peeps over the pond have any voluntary services? SJA, RX?

If so, in what capacity do they operate?

Wikipedia - St John Ambulance

St John Ambulance

British Red Cross

I know guys like that, even in the UK :?

Alex was killed by Genital Warts

Argh!!! :shock:

I think I ought go see a doctor!

People are more likely to cite "so-and-so died of old age" i would think

Alex was killed by Tess while she was trying to mind warp him

Alex was killed by the Gibborim for his part in disrupting their ritual sacrifice

Alex was killed by an alien, it would be Max’ fault, was hitting way below the belt and completely uncalled for

Alex was killed by an alien because that would mean that you are responsible

Alex was killed by an alien - with shocking results

Alex was killed by the blade of a police helicopter

Alex was killed by an alien, as well as Grant who was killed by the gandarium Queen aka ridiculous jellyfish thing

Alex was killed by a drunk driver

Alex was killed by the military

Alex was killed by one of the robot’s servants, taking a bullet meant for Brahma

Alex was killed by his evil twin brother that is really an alien!

Alex was killed by a Zaku

Alex was killed by hired killers

Alex, was killed by one of the men that Israel released to Hezballah within the last few days

Alex was killed by the Nazis in 1941

And that's just a few of them...

Looks like I've got a good life in front of me :?

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You’ve had this bump for 9 months now,

And things at home are ready.

So why sit there about to drop,

Watching good old tele.

Every day we are here,

You can count on us.

We are fast and cheaper than,

A Cab or London bus.

Just dial us now, the call is free,

You know we won’t be slow.

We have nothing better to do,

Than sit around you know.

You say you cannot make the stairs,

Of your 10th floor flat.

Yes OF COURSE we’ll carry you,

It’s only our backs.

We try and help all those in need,

We do that every day.

So why should we come and pick you up,

For transport you won’t pay.

PHONE 999 we will be fast,

If that is your wish.

Thank you for calling us,

And taking the P - - -.

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