EMT Instructor gal

While talking about GSW's with my students, I had one out of nowhere ask "Well what if a guy robbed a bank and is driving and his passenger stabs him, takes the wheel,keeps driving and then gets shot as he crosses a train track and gets hit by a train?" WHY? *SIGH*

So in Alaska we have like a million mosquitoes.. We also have a lot of cub scouts. Apparently a cub scout was carving and a mosquito was bugging him, so he used the hand with the knife to smack the mosquito.. Long story short, we show up to a kid with a knife in his forehead