limbstruck

and explosive diarrhea

and throwing twinkies

and farted loudly

of aggressive midgets

It is sad, I no longer see them as holidays.........its double time now!!!!

My thesis was not part of the paramedic program, it was, however, required in the psychology class that I took as part of my core for my associates. We used the APA format.

We had a guy attempt suicide at a rest area the other night, hit himself multiple times in the head with a ball peen hammer and stabbed himself in the chest with a meat thermometer. Guy scared the shit out of the duty crew b/c they got called to a definite 10-109D, well, the guy (head covered with big honker bloody clots) jumped up on his knees when they walked up :shock: core temp was 102 ,according to thermometer, that's funny, I don't care who you are..............

I am absolutely sick of the lazy people in this business, be it with cleaning, paperwork or just general appearance. I also hate the people that laugh/mock people that further their education or simply use "big" words.

If I use my maiden name..........skank cunt

I did not know it replaced cunt! skank cunt!

hmm.....skankcunt

Dirtbox demon.............. :evil:

Wow, did not know I had a fraternal twin named Don.........

Anyway, I was killed by my husband's insane paranoia

How did you know???? I am a disco freak.......

The person below me was so poor growing up, they had to jerk the dog off to feed the cat.........

What is your name? Teresa

When is your birthday? 04-17-1975

Eye color? Hazel

Hair color? auburn (dark)

What nationality(s) are you?

Any piercings?

Any tatoos? Three---

You have three wishes, what are they? that I didn't have three tatoos

What sound can you not stand? train

Special talents?

What is the first thing you do when you wake up? hop out of bed

What is the last song you sang? starry eyed surprise

Do you play any instruments? nope

Do you know any random facts?

BE HONEST- Do you listen to show tunes? no

Do you want to go to college? Working on my RN bridge

Whats the first thing you do when you get home from work? shower

Is there anyone you are desperate to meet?

Do you dance around your house when nobodys home? sure

Favorite quote?

Main source of exercise? tennis/walking

Yay or Nay

Diet Pepsi? yay

Kids? yay

Bread? yay

Hair cuts? yay

Hiking? nay

Black and white photography? yay

Coffee? yay yay yayayayayayyaa

What C.D.s are in your sterio right now? mixed music

Guilty pleasures? coffee

If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? bourbon street steak

Speak other languages?

Favorite song (as of right now)? fast cars

Favorite flower? sunflower

Contacts, glasses, or neither? nope

Hometown?

Favorite Drink? rum and coke

Have you ever been in love? (depending on what your concept of love is) yes

Have you ever been skinny dipping? halfway

Assertive or passive? assertive

Sing in the shower? maybe

Any regrets? of course

Do you swear? too much

Do you have any pet peeves? a lot of things chap my ass

Favourite Ice cream flavor? chocolate

Member of the red light club

Yeah, my husband does that and sings "the warrior" by pattie smyth and the scandal!!!!!

The person below me sings the ace hardware jingle to the tune of "the night the lights went out in georgia"...........ace is the place for the helpful hardware man.......... [-o< (that shit was really happening in my head at 3 this morning... :roll: )

Well, I don't know what I've done, but I woke up feeling like straight crap this mornining......

The person below me had a dream they were eating chocolate pudding and woke up with a spoon in there ass........... :scratch:

If we were talking about pedophiles and child killers I'd be more than willing. I think that we try to hard for these people, you cannot rehabilitate pedophiles. If a rabid dog bites someone we kill it, why in the hell do we pay so much for these pieces of shit to get back into society and do things time and time again? I think of Steven Stayner ,Adam Walsh and the countless number of innocent children raped and killed and it makes my blood boil. If rehabilitation were possible for these kind of people then we would not have to worry about execution because if they truly saw themselves for what they were then they would blow there own brains out. Sorry, I know I got off the topic a little...........

Anybody else I would really don't know if I could do it, but give me a pedophile and a woodchipper and I could do it up all day long.

My husband works part time at my full time job, we cannot work the same shift. (It is understood that certain circumstances may bring us together on a call, we do run a call shift and something big could put us on the same truck.......) It is not because we do not play well together, it simply keeps things on a professional level, sometimes people act differently when their spouse is getting talked to like shit or someone gets too flirty, whatever the case may be.

nope, that's my husband....but he is usually below me....

The person below me has an odd love of dragging turtles across velcro floors while screaming out brand names of mayonnaise.

Now that is crazy that you should know, the sound of wrapping midgets in tinfoil.................

The person below me has a problem with flatulence...........

The Sheriff's department here used to transport the psych patients in their cars, however, things have changed and now we transfer with an officer in the truck with us. When they reach the ER they are screened (psych evaluation) and then transfered to a pychiatric facility. The kicker is that the sheriff's department does that transfer, don't ask me why, I just do what I am told.

Tennis and fishing.

I put the little kid CPR dummy under the tarp face down.

The maintainence guy in the morning nearly died of fright when he pulled off the tarp in the morning.

That is mean as shit!!!! Funny as hell though!!!!!

Nothing wrong with good, clean fun....somethings are carried to far though, I can see what you are saying.

The worst things that have been done here I would say, doing a test page when my partner was having an abdominal catastrophe.....nothing like getting a page while sitting on the toilet. No illegal activities though, I like being employed too much for that!

I started fishing about two years ago, just for shits and giggles and I am an addict now. I absolutely love to go and it is such a stress reliever for me.........I am such a redneck :roll:

Just twenty minutes ago....

142 M2 10-76 to (blah blah blah) pt in cardiac arrest....be advised pt is conscious and alert, complaining of chest pain.