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How about that "Quiz Ambulance"?

German Hospital and EMS Cartoons in English of course

Sorry to say there are not many cartoons in English, most and I guess the best, are in Germany, but 78 are better than non.

And here Olaf Cartoons but only in German, but hey just invent your own texts.

And some are funny even without translation:

A New Trend in EMS: Group - Defibrillation

EMT vs. Dog

X-Large Tubus

When Elevators don´t fit

Desinfector

Evolution of Rescue

InTUBAtion

Ok enough is enough

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Lucky me, I am living in Germany. We have as strict privacy laws here in Germany as in America, but sueing is not our favourite pasttime.

Had a look in the phone-book, there are more "Gomers" in the world than you think.

But before someone gets his or her shorts in a twist, lets edit the gender.

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Ups, no editing possible anymore, guess I have to life with that.

We had a female patient called "Gomer" last nite. And after a thru checking by our doc, she was labeled as one, too.

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But you forgot to add

An .... off won´t make your tennis arm any better, you moroon.

That´s how the pun is known in Germany

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Thanks to a mail from a friend I found the ultimative gadgets every ambulance has to have.

Sorry to say, it is not available in flashing lights, yet.

http://www.bullsballs.com/realbig/truckballs.html

And

http://www.bullsballs.com/redneck/horn/index.html

Available in 2 varieties:

Redneck Horn

What the hell was that maneuver?

What race are you in Shithead?

Son of a Bitch!

Get the hell out of my way!

Are you Freakin blind?

Drivers License, You ought to get one, asswipe!

Put the cell phone down Dickhead.

You're a goddam moron!

Slow down dumbass Wal-mart's open all night!

Hey Hognuts, Who taught you how to drive?

OR

Redneck Naghorn

Why don't you slow the hell down?

What's wrong moron! Can't you stop and ask directions?

Are you freakin blind?

Stop the dam car, Walmart is having a sale!

Turn signal is still on, you old fart!

Pick a lane instead of your nose!

This ain't Daytona, and you aint no Dale Earnhardt!

Pull over and buy me something!

You den't my fender and I'll dent your forehead!

Drivers license... you oughta get one dumbass!

Sound samples available at this homepage.

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... everytime I have to make a "delivery" during shifts, there are more and more people wearing those "cute" plastic shoes. And they only go for 80-100$ a piece. (Go to your local gardencenter, there u will get those plastic garden clogs, spray paint and a drill for about 15$)

The only really cool pair of those shoes can be seen on the feet of one of the docs in trauma. His name is something like Godhardt and he has GOD painted on top of his red shoes. First time I met him delivering a 19 y/o guy who was drunken and giddy enough to jump in a lake head first that had only about 30cm water.

Smashed C2, C3 and dislocated C5 and was "lucky" a doc was on scene to intubate him when he stopped breathing.

When we came into trauma unit, I saw those shoes with "God" on it and I said "Today is this guy lucky day" and the doc said "Depends on my mood today".

First we heard he also smashed the part of the brain for breathing, but he was "lucky" again it was only a swelling. Now he is 19 y/o and feels like Superman Christopher Reeves. Great.

But back to the original cause for this post:

I got this link from my brother

CROCS

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http://www.victorinox-shop.de/product_info...escue-Tool.html

RescueTool 0.8623.MN

enthält folgende Teile und Funktionen:

1. Feststellklinge

Blade

2. Phillips-Schraubendreher

Screwdriver

3. Scheibenzertrümmerer

Windowsmasher

4. starker Schraubendreher / Kistenöffner mit

Strong Screwdriver / Boxopener

5. – Kapselheber

Bottleopener

6. – Drahtabisolierer

Deisolator for Wires

7. Stech-Bohrahle

??? Some Stab-/Screw Instrument (no, not the one u guys already carry around handy :roll: )

8. Gurtenschneider

Safetybelt Cutter

9. Ring, inox

10. Pinzette

Tweezers

11. Zahnstocher

Toothpick

12. Frontscheibensäge für Verbundglas

Saw for Carglass

13. nachleuchtende Schalen

Luminescent Cover

Sorry about the poor translation attempt but special terms are a b....

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Thank you.

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... insert in my posts? If I click on Image there is a http adress required but most pics are saved at my local computer.

Help

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A Patient (Fentanyl, after nasty broken bone) told my paramedic "Has anyone ever told You, You have beautiful eyes, all THREE of them are soooo beautiful !"

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I'll have to try that!

...Although I tried to use a blunt tip to draw up Ativan last week and ended up pushing the freaking rubber stopper (what you put the needle through) all the way through into the vial. Whoops... had to explain that one to the pharmacy. Our Amio vials are pretty small, I wonder if the same thing wouldn't happen...

Stupid question from Germany, but why do you have to explain to the pharmacy what happened to the vial?

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We were once pulled over for an Aspirin. Seems those officers had a headache.

Danke Schön,

Thanks

&

Mille Grazie

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Hi,

I am new here, who would have guess. I am doing volunteer work at a non-commercial ambulance and medical organization (SAINTS or ASB) in Bavaria, Germany. Got hooked in 2004, when a friend (paramedic) signed me up for a ride and emergency training classes afterwards. Best think I could have done, after my boyfriend died of inflamation of the pancreas (prancreatitis), to get back to life.

Nice to meet you all

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Hi,

I am new here (who would have guessed)

normally will find me on http://www.rippenspreizer.de/seiten/basismodul/

but you can find some of those medical cartoons at

http://www.ribspreader.com/

Bye

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