FireMedic65 127 Posted September 10, 2007 once responded to an mvc... car on its side... wintery conditions... got on scene... got to the patient, only patient.. and he was still strapped into his seat.. eating his pizza he just picked up from local shop Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medic2588 2 Posted September 10, 2007 I would post them, but then you wouldn't buy my books... Available on Amazon, key word EMS2 Who saw that one coming? Lol, its been awhile! Devin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VDCavey 0 Posted September 10, 2007 First one was not really funny at the time but is a regular comming back with the colleague I rode that night. We got a call from 911 dispatch " someone's called there's a child on a bike ran over and blocked untherneath a tram. I rush like crazy and arrive together with PD to find a drunk Morrocan lady in a long dress drunk as hell who fell over the tram rails? Since she thought we would not com to help her up since she was not even injured at all she "exagerated a little bit on the phone" Even since I called all other units back asap we had at least 10 cars ranging in PD, Ambulance, MUG, public transportation police and FD... I wonder i Fatima ever got a bill over this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steph1030 0 Posted September 10, 2007 we had a call for one of our local nursing homes for a fall get there and shes sitting up against a dresser cussing like a truckdriver basically blaming the staff for her fall we ask her what happened her response was "what the f**k does it look like ?i fell you morons !"we hide a smirk and try to get her checked shes like 80 something and wont let any male ems near her i approach her and try to get her on the stretcher shes like "but they're gonna see my a$$ i said no they wont get her settled andloaded and enroute with her purse on her lap(wouldnt let anyone else hold it )and shes still complaining that the staff is incompetent and all the sudden in the next breath we hear "im sorry im not normally this bitchy " we just nodded and got her to the er it wasnt a really funny call but the way she was acting was really funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VDCavey 0 Posted September 10, 2007 911 call for a fight on the street, arrived there in a mass fight between two foreign families. Suddenly a guy comes running to us yelling " I am bleeding, the stabbed me in the head" So we look and find a small screwdriver planted in the back of his head, the guy goes " the asshole who did is went now to his car to get his gun, he wants me really bad for sleeping with his sister" We put the guy down, c-collared him, stabilized the screwdriver, put out BPvests on and speeded of the scene in about 1 minute Elderly wheelchairbounded big lady slipped out of the safetyseat in her bath, I could no way get her out with my female colleague so called FD for manpower We get the lady seated upright in the bath, I step between the legs, a fire fighter behind her back and lift her out in rauteckhold when the fire monkey lifts the showerhandle up with his elbow...There I was standing with 200 pounds of patient in my hands untherneath an ice cold shower with six firefighter and my colleague laughing their ass of :roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scratrat 14 Posted September 11, 2007 We went on a chest pain so we needed to do a 12 lead. The women was old, in her sixties, but had a great sense of humor. She was screwing with me from the get go. I explained the 12 lead and told her where I'd be putting them and that I would need to move her breast (which were rather large and saggy). When I lifted her breast she looked right at me and said "Oh, you frisky little boy!". My partner about lost his damn mind! I couldn't think of what to say, so I purred at her. She laughed her ass off and my partner could no longer keep a straight face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard B the EMT 303 Posted September 11, 2007 My partner and I responded to an EDP in the nursing facility cafeteria, NYPD there in multitudes, per their protocols. As she was reportedly violent, my partner and I were glad to wait in back of the LEOs, for them to "secure" her. One of the LEOs turned to me, and asked ME what the ETA was on EMS! I'm only standing right next to him. My partner, the other cops, and myself, have never let the poor guy forget it, either! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillMed51 0 Posted September 12, 2007 Way back when, I was an EMT running with Fire when we went on a 17 year old female heroin OD. Her veins were trashed from years of IV drug use and the fire medic couldn't get a line. He stuck her 3 or 4 times. SHe was groggy and said "Ouch, give me that!" Grabbed the IV cath and without even looking stuck it right in. The medic said "Nobody say a f##king word!" And of course we didn't. It just happened to make the next issue of the fire dept news letter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lostemt 0 Posted September 22, 2007 I'm working on getting on from one of my friends Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisclark 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Went on a frequent urination call and upon arriving onscene we are advised by the pt that he feels he has to pee but can only dribble. He tells us he called 911 because he does not think he can make it to the hospital without peeing enroute. I gave him a urinal. The guy, unbuckled the stretcher, stood up, dropped his pants to his ankles, and sat his naked ass on the bench seat right next to me. If only they made an autoclave that is big enough to fit a truck inside of I would be so happy. I did not sit on that bench for at leat 2 shifts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
