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some time you wonder how to call a report in


mattlott

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Deacon, bar, goverment employer, scrotum

I bet we can make a great country song.

I was drunk the day I ripped the scrotum.

But I had no choice cause he said hook em.

I was going to audit him

But as a deacon I remembered a good hymm.

Take it boys.

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In all seriousness....

"Suburban EMS to XYZ Hospital"

"Go Ahead Suburban EMS"

"I am coming in with a 53 year old male with trauma to the scrotum. Injury appears to be a 2 inch tear with exposed tissue. Bleeding is extensive but is being controlled by trauma dressing. BP is 146/70, pulse 100, respirations 26 a minute, SpO2 is 94% on room air, and patient denies any pernient medical history. Our ETA is 10 mins. Any questions?"

"You're coming in with what?!" *chuckles in the background*

" *clears throat* I repeat, I'm coming in with a 53 year old male with an injury to the scrotum, the balls, the nuts, the sack. Extensive bleeding barely being controlled by trauma dressing. The patient is screaming like a girl, airway is good. I'm coming in without ALS, PD is following my truck. I'll be there in 7 mins. Call everyone, get the camera ready."

"XYZ Hospital received....we'll be awaiting your arrival!!"

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