Ten signs your partner has a drug problem

[Asysin2leads]

GOVERNMENT MANDATED DISCLAIMER: This is for humor purposes only. Employee drug use is a serious problem and needs to be addressed.

TEN SIGNS YOUR PARTNER HAS A DRUG PROBLEM

10. He thinks the flashing lights are, like, AWESOME.

9. His presumptive diagnosis is repeatedly "Whoa"

8. He tells you to slow down and you haven't put the ambulance in drive yet.

7. His medical control requests often include Cheetos and Ho-Hos.

6. The siren has been replaced with speakers belting out bass heavy reggae.

5. Instead of filling out the PCR he simply traces the outline of his hand on the paper.

4. The patient interview often degenerates into debates about whether stars have souls or not.

3. After examining the patient's pain meds, you hear him scoff "lightweight".

2. His last random drug test sample was found to actually be melted 7-11 Slurpee.

1. He never complains and thinks he's overpaid.

[PCB]

Now, that's some funny stuff!!

God, it brings back memories....

[AZCEP]

3. After examining the patient's pain meds, you hear him scoff "lightweight".

I've had several partners say this to drunks we've had to pick up when they hear how much they've had to drink.

[noahmedic]

I've had several partners say this to drunks we've had to pick up when they hear how much they've had to drink.

You've found someone who actually admits to having more than two beers?

[altamedic]

Was helping hospital staff with an arterial bleed when I asked how many drinks the patient had, he replied 16, my partner goes "In 2 hours!?!" The DR replies, michelle not everyone drinks like you.

Kinda unrelated, but funny.

You've found someone who actually admits to having more than two beers?