Pacifism

[Michael]

A Quaker farmer heard a strange noise in his cellar, so he went downstairs to investigate, taking his shotgun with him. When he entered the cellar, he saw a burglar rooting around, so he cleared his throat and said, "Friend, I would not for all the world do thee any harm, but I do want thee to know that I am about to shoot at the very spot whereupon thou standest."

[kyle308]

lol i had to read it a couple times before i understood it

[Michael]

i had to read it a couple times before i understood it

So now you know what it's like!

[kyle308]

ha ha ha

[rayster]

lol, or... in other words... MOVE!