Volunteering for Marine Corps…but need a question answered first

[Just Plain Ruff]

This is actually the story guys

This is an off the books operation to go hunt al quaida. It's an elite group of super soldiers going into the extremely hostile highly volatile terrain of the Byers Peak in Colorado. The are worried about avalanches and the occasional rabid squirrel and chipmunk.

The mission is so secret that they can't even tell their CO's because well it's buried so deeply classified that if word got out (damnit word got out) that cats and dogs would be running rampant in the streets (see image - . http://www.google.com/imgres?safe=active&biw=1600&bih=703&tbm=isch&tbnid=Z63zI5X3usC6uM%3A&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthetravellingvet.com%2Fworld-vets-cusco%2F&docid=B0PX0gGKkyxDNM&imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthetravellingvet.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F09%2FDSC_0454_3.jpg&w=553&h=700&ei=cZ8HU4mDAYfI0gHCrYGgDw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=1390&page=4&start=70&ndsp=24&ved=0COUCEK0DMFo)

The current group of soldiers includes Captain America, The Green Lantern, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Iron Man and the elusive Batman (of which no one has seen the OP and Batman together in the same room so they might be the same) and it includes one very seasoned off duty emt with absolutely NO freaking experience in wliderness medicine or watching out for avalanches. But if a small booboo or scrape comes along to Captain America, Super EMT's got it covered with his Super trauma pack, which you can find here (http://www.google.com/imgres?start=126&safe=active&biw=1600&bih=703&tbm=isch&tbnid=t-oTzmJoxWsCJM%3A&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.onesixthwarriors.com%2Fforum%2Fsixth-scale-action-figure-news-reviews-discussion%2F633486-ccs-random-wips-01-07-sewing-pouches-why-god-why-2.html&docid=UVAlIpce_cMfrM&imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fimg69.imageshack.us%2Fimg69%2F6362%2Fdsc06428jj.jpg&w=1280&h=960&ei=V54HU7jBEui80AGc7YDwAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=9703&page=6&ndsp=28&ved=0CHIQrQMwJDhk)

Air Evac will not be an option for this elite team of warriors but the USS Enterprise will be on standby to use their transporter and sickbay on as as needed basis.

Go get em tiger, The fate of the world is at stake and your team is our only hope. Just make sure you don't wear a red shirt like one of those Enterprise Ensigns wears when they go on a away mission. You do know what happens to them dont' you?

Edited February 21, 2014 by Ruffmeister Paramedic

[scubanurse]

Damn... And here I was planning a Jeep trip this weekend! Should I pack extra ammo in case we run into the bad guys!?

[island emt]

Damn Ruf::: Thats funny shit , Even for you !!!

[Just Plain Ruff]

Damn Ruf::: Thats funny shit , Even for you !!!

I mean if the OP isn't going to come back to clarify, then I guess it's up to us to do so, right?

[island emt]

I'm pretty sure he's moved on to another website where they will blow smoke up his arse and tell him how cool he is to be protecting the universe from the evil empire and al queda in the foothills of colorado.

What it really sounds like to me : he & his buds are going out on a recon mission to hijack some primo high mountain green bud at the source.

From what I gather watching the news, a few blocks in Denver are now the bud capitol of the US in retail.

I always did like pot heads. much mellower to deal with then the drinkers ,pill poppers coke heads or meth addicts.