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the 9 things you never say to a patient

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So... what's your affiliation with NAEMT that it is featured so prominently in your signature?

Just curious.

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1. ive only dropped one patient

2. oops wrong drug

3. its okay your my first patient

4. ive never done this before, lets give it a try

5. *starting a 14 ga IV* little poke on 3

6. hmmm that doesnt look right

7. what the f*ck

8. oh Sh*t

9. oops

anyone care to add

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I'd be pretty anxious too if I were blind and called 911 for an ambulance, but a bus driver showed up.

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Do you mind if I take a picture, I'm building a gallery of "things that shouldn't go in certain places"

Death was here, he said he'd be back, he said we could practice.  

Edited by Ruffmeister Paramedic

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Has it always looked like that?

On 3/29/2016 at 3:18 PM, Arctickat said:

I'd be pretty anxious too if I were blind and called 911 for an ambulance, but a bus driver showed up.

Just because the rest of the world is wrong and doesn't call an ambulance a bus, don't give those of us from the east coast a hard time.

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"You were awesome! Here's $20, now get out..."

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Oops, there's no antidote for that one!!!

 

Are nuts supposed to get that big?

Edited by Ruffmeister Paramedic

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