Just Plain Ruff Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 What do we do with the extra parts? You mean you meant to do this? Wow, look at how those bugs run away in the light!!! "I don't think he's going to make it" overheard by a critical conscious patient What the hell, did you see what just came out of that wound, it had to be 4 inches long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stResponderChristine Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 The one thing you never want to say is...."Oh my god, gross! What the hell is that?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeymedic1984 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 me: When was your last menstral cycle patient: I am not a woman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grind_time_medic Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 EMT: "So why are we taking you over to this psychiatric facility?" PT: "I downed an entire bottle of tylenol" EMT: (rolling eyes)........ "well there went your last headache" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awiley Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Oh sh...t, here we go again! (As they come out of one seizure and into another) From personal experience being the one on the stretcher; they may near you and completely freak! I have heard a few other things as I was a frequent flyer; but let's not go there. I have a history of seizures and now I'm back in school as an EMT student and a nursing student. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMT Headed Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 "Wow, I've never seen that drug do that before". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicmole Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Whats wrong this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Plain Ruff Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Can we get this over with, I was trying to watch some porn Let's call the fire department - they aren't doing anything but watching tv Can I post this to my facebook account? Damn, this is going to light up the twitterverse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMT Headed Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Overheard my partner in the back ask this of a college football player being transported after a horrible career ending knee injury... "As long as we're here, can I get your autograph?" The player actually gave it to him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emtdennis Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 In a disgusted tone, What is your frequent flier level now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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