runswithneedles Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 1. ive only dropped one patient 2. oops wrong drug 3. its okay your my first patient 4. ive never done this before, lets give it a try 5. *starting a 14 ga IV* little poke on 3 6. hmmm that doesnt look right 7. what the f*ck 8. oh Sh*t 9. oops anyone care to add 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERDoc Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 "Ma'am, your daughter is adorable...oh, that's your son. Sorry about that." "Sir, your mother tells me that you are having some chest pains...oh, that's your wife. Sorry about that." See a pattern? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariB Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 "Holy S:#*+" what is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arctickat Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 H there, I'm just going to take your....vitals/pulse/blood pressure..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emtdennis Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 How long have you been pregnant (to a heavyset lady)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubanurse Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Ahh, hold on one second.... I'm going to go grab some help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicgirl05 Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Sorry, today is my first day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERDoc Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Did it always look like that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 (edited) "Well...it's got me buggered.........." "Seeing you won't be using that "xxxxx" from now on, how much will you sell it for?........" "What do I do with little piece that is left?" "Do you think this will fit in that small size of an area?" When placing an IV..........."just a little prick with a needle..."............and most times it is ....lol Edited May 9, 2013 by craig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roby777 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 "Oh, that's how that works..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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