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Anyone know where I can buy a shark like that....................have a couple of ex's I'd like to take swimming.... :)

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In court... "Mr Jones, you state you didn't claim injuries to the Sheriff's Deputy at the time of the accident, yet now, 3 months later, you're claiming a broken leg and other minor injuries from

Another one bites the dust. Just as good to keep the CPR beat up with.

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Two Newfies, Bob and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat.


While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Bob stumbled across an old lamp.

He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.


This genie,however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Bob immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson Canadian beer."

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned

into beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered

their circumstances.

Eli looked disgustedly at Bob whose wish had been granted.


After a long, tension-filled moment Eli said,

"Nice going Bob! ...Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."

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