ClutzyEMT Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Anyone know where I can buy a shark like that....................have a couple of ex's I'd like to take swimming.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard B the EMT Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Google search is your friend, so is Bing, and the other search engines. Simply look up "flying shark". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Plain Ruff Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Or google Sharknado or Sharknado II Quality viewing material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paramedicmike Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 If the train conductor can kick you in the head you're too close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caduceus Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) @paramedicmike "New safety guidelines set by train companies. Makes Head lines." -Caduceus News Edited April 18, 2014 by Caduceus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamanwolf Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Pedestrian safety equipment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happiness Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Two Newfies, Bob and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Bob stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie,however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Bob immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson Canadian beer." The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Eli looked disgustedly at Bob whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Eli said, "Nice going Bob! ...Now we're going to have to piss in the boat." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief1C Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard B the EMT Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 As a "specialist" in "groaner" jokes, you elicited a groan from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caduceus Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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