You Might Be Ghetto If .................

[Chief1C]

you might have a redneck partner if their is tobacco stains running the side of the ambulance

Just put some Spray Nine on it, let it sit for about five minutes and it comes right off.

[Kiwiology]

Ambulance calls Bumblescum station, Bumblescum Medic 1, Tumbleweed station, Tumbleweed Medic 10, priority one, county road 102, mile marker 201, code redneck

Righto Slim, looks like some bloke was playing his Toby Keith a bit loud, got distracted and rolled his tractor, best we be off ...

[runswithneedles]

Toby is great and all but I <3 george strait

Just put some Spray Nine on it, let it sit for about five minutes and it comes right off.

Thanks for the advice.

[Kiwiology]

Toby is great and all but I <3 george strait

Yeah but you can't crank one out to Toby Keith unless you're gay (or a chick) hell Jennifer Nettles or Natalie Maines is where its at

[runswithneedles]

HAH!!! George strait is the epi center of current texas country music

Edited March 9, 2012 by runswithneedles

[Kiwiology]

Can't crank one out to George Strait either ....