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what an Uff-da this is! :-)

Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a

flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing.

"Ve're supposed to find da height of da flagpole," said Sven, "but

ve don't haff a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask for da height and she gives us da length!"

Sven and Ole are currently serving in the United States Senate!

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Tina and Ole are driving down a back road when Tina starts to get a little bit frisky..

Ole says, "Tina if you don't stop that we're going to have an accident, or we'll have to stop and just take care of business right now!"

Tina asks, "But where would we do it Ole? You're 6'4" 260 lbs, we can't do it in the cab. And you've been hauling pigs in the truck so we can't do it in the back, what should we do??"

Ole says, "Well, it's a beautiful day...I'll pull over and we'll do it under the truck!" And so they do...

As they're having an aerobic nap Sven comes along..he asks, "Ole, what in the hell are you doing down there!

Thinking fast Ole say, "I'm working on the muffler!"

Sven says, "Well you dumbass, you should have been working on the brakes because your truck is a half a mile down the road!"

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