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A fifth grader asked her mother the age-old question,

'How did I get here?'

Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'

'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.

'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted

'He sent them also,' the mother said.

'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently.

'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?

No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here!'

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After that session, their 2nd grader asked where she came from. The mother gave the "Birds and Bees" speech, to which the 2nd grader responded, "Wow. Jimmy just told me that he came from Cleveland, and Burt from Little Rock!"

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Haha - I knew there was a reason for my grouchiness, and I am clearly so blessed that I have a halo!

The owner of said halo has stated that they will not press charges if it's returned forthwith.....just thought you might like to know....

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The only difference between a halo and a hangman's noose is 12 inches.

And what happens after you come in contact with above objects.

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