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Those of us who fall into the world of business should take note of the importance of correct grammar.

I have noticed that many of you, who email me, have forgotten the "art" of capitalization. (Too much "texting" on your phone?)

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

I hope I've made myself clear.

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This begins to sound like an Abbot and Costello routine.

"Take this package over to Mel's house. It's for Mel to Hide".

"What is it?"

"Formaldehyde."

"But what is it?"

"Formaldehyde. For Mel to hide."

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This begins to sound like an Abbot and Costello routine.

"Take this package over to Mel's house. It's for Mel to Hide".

"What is it?"

"Formaldehyde."

"But what is it?"

"Formaldehyde. For Mel to hide."

LOL... Current comedy keeps trying to replicate those ol' play on words skits but just don't seem to be able to pull it of...

Dwayne

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