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UK CLASSIFIED ADS

You have to love British humor!

These are classified ads which were actually placed in a U.K.

newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century For Dwayne

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.

Billy Connolly - "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,

how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

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**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

When I got married, I knew she was 'Mrs. Right'...I just didn't realize her first name was ALWAYS....

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Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.

Billy Connolly - "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,

how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

That is awesome!!! And not only do I love Billy Connolly, but he of course is the ultimate sayer of truths....

Dwayne

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Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker.

Billy Connolly - "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,

how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

That is awesome!!! And not only do I love Billy Connolly, but he of course is the ultimate sayer of truths....

Dwayne

that was good for a chuckle

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