Baby's First visit to the Doctor...

[aussiephil]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,

checked his weight,and being a little concerned,

Asked ifthe baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,

'No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said,

'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came

[Chief1C]

That's hilarious!

[uglyEMT]

OMG Thats great

[Richard B the EMT]

I just hurt my back, lifting Momma B up, when she fell laughing!

[Happiness]

good one phil figures it would have something to do with boooooobies

[Lisa O]

Love it!

[rescue1232]

lol that was great

[mrsbull]

Too funny. Thanks for sharing.