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You get a cast iron pot with crusty grits left over from breakfast thanksgiving morning... **puts in quarter...

Hey Clutzy:: You & Kat can close the freezer door anytime now. Happy new year.

The vending machine company has received word of this defective machine and is now here and is removing the machine from the premises with a profuse set of apologies and refunds to all who got pieces

Out pops Pamela Anderson, wearing a NON form fitting "Muumuu", declares that she is a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), and harangues you for wearing a snuggie made from fur. She is using language that would make a stereotype longshoreman or US Marine blush.

(Pops a 2 bit piece into the slot)

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You get a partially decomposed human thumb, covered in a red crusty substance, and part of a Wendy's napkin

Puts a quarter it.

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You get a one of my bills!

puts a quarter in

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aww you are too kind son

gets a pair of needle nose pliers

puts a quarter in

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