Jump to content

The Vending Machine Game!


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 138
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

You get a cast iron pot with crusty grits left over from breakfast thanksgiving morning... **puts in quarter...

Hey Clutzy:: You & Kat can close the freezer door anytime now. Happy new year.

The vending machine company has received word of this defective machine and is now here and is removing the machine from the premises with a profuse set of apologies and refunds to all who got pieces

The vending machine company has received word of this defective machine and is now here and is removing the machine from the premises with a profuse set of apologies and refunds to all who got pieces of crap for their quarters.

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

**Sadly sweeps up the broken glass the movers left on the entryway floor.**

  • "Awww dammit, I cut my pinky finger and bled all over the floor........."

**Tosses the used sledge hammer into the rusty old garbage bin in the corner of the room.**

  • "Holy crap, sorry didn't realize it would be such a loud bang!!"

**Uses a small can of purple paint to cover the red scrapes on the door frame...**

  • "oh, so that's what mauve looks like......"

**Brings in a Karaoke machine**

  • "Let's see what the old crab ass is gonna do now" :icecream:
  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

So, how many quarters does the karaoke machine take?

Edited by Caduceus
Link to post
Share on other sites

Funny question that....It accepts whatever form of payment you deem fit.........

**drops in a used set of trauma shears**

Karaoke machine plays 'Brother Can You Spare A Dime' by Bing Crosby

Link to post
Share on other sites

Music screeches to a halt.............

What the heck would you even use a 24g for? A chimpmunk?........... :icecream:

And...um....that was Elvis singing "Nuthin but a hound dog".....damn kids these day..... LOL

Edited by ClutzyEMT
Link to post
Share on other sites
This thread is quite old. Please consider starting a new thread rather than reviving this one.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...