Do you twitter?

[SA_Medic]

So if you are on twitter and need to see (or read) some of the dumbass stuff patients tell MD's, like:

"Infectious? That's good, right?"

"I've had mucus after I eat for 20 years!" "Yes, it's a normal parasympathetic response to aid digestion." "Well, make it stop. It's gross."

"You can do all the proskate checkin' you want but u ain't stickin' your finger in my ass!"

Then do yourself a favour and check out this twitter account set up by an MD to tweet all his "dumb ass patients".

[tniuqs]

Twit being the root word ?

A big PASS for me I would prefer to stick pins in my eyes !

cheers

[Happiness]

WTF is anal bleaching and why would someone do that

[HERBIE1]

Those are some classics! I could probably add a few dozen more to that list.

Such as:

I didn't do no drugs- just a little weed, cocaine and heroin...

I don't drink no alcohol- just a little wine and Crown Royal...

There is no way in the world I can be pregnant- as the baby's head is crowning...

I woke up unconscious...

I can't be pregnant- I wasn't having my period when we had sex...