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DUMBEST THING EVER HEARD ON THE RADIO/SCANNER


THE_DITCH_DOCTOR

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Dispatch notes: "27 year old female, nude in the front yard, playing card stuck in her vagina"

Crew: "Oooook?"

Notification: "County ###-## notification..."

County: "###-##?"

Crew: "Enroute to _________ Hospital with a Class 4, 27 year old female, work up after inappropriate relations with a queen of hearts...2 minutes"

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I hope this doesn't brake any rules, but seriously, we got dispatched as follows:

"Attention EMS, need you to respond to ______, for an elderly male choking on his chicken" When we asked for FD assistance, they dispatched them as "Need you to respond to ____ for EMS assist, reference to an elderly male choking on a piece of chicken"

Ended up being an elderly male (with a G-Tube mind you), who had aspirated on chicken soup!! Aspiration lung sounds are nasty!!

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