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DUMBEST THING EVER HEARD ON THE RADIO/SCANNER


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"mild smoke inhalation, caused by burnt baked beans

person just wants checked out,

requests no lights or sirens"

only in jco

I have heard a lot of things sense I became and EMT and working at the FD. But never that one.

The no lights and sirens thing I don't get.

Why did they call 911?

LOL

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Don't want the neighbors to know there are large emergency, highly reflective vehicles with large diesel engines a couple houses down. Maybe the lights and siren would put them into stealth mode like happens on the road with the critical patient.

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This one night while at work the old radio fire up and we hear a "VERY"old female get on and say "This is the ST. **** Home and one of the fireman left his walkie-talkie here and it keeps making lots of noise"

This dept. had a call at the old nuns home earlier and one of the Firefighter/emts left his radio, and every time they were tapped out it bothered the nuns. Just funny.

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Base calling out PD cars' numbers presumably:

B1, B2, B3, B4

Unknown unit:

You sunk my battleship!

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Clearing the scene:

PD Car 7:

Car 7 will be clear.

PD Car 8:

Car 8 will be clear.

Uknown unit:

Push to shock, push to shock!

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During a snow emergency:

PD 1:

You can hear me right?

PD 2: What?

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More snow emergencies:

PD car 1 is speculating about the way PD 2 sounded over the radio:

I have no clue what he was saying because he kept breaking up.

PD 2:

North 11th *static* stuck... *static*

PD 3 to PD 1:

I think he's stuck

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Some more snow:

PD officer stuck in the snow, directing "rescue" efforts via radio:

More, more, more, more! OK thank you.

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OK last one with snow:

PD 1:

Is the car working?

PD 2:

NO! I'm sitting in front of the high school, freezing!!!

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PD is called out to check what was described by the caller as a large pile of glass in the middle of the street;

PD 1:

So... can we get someone to clean this up?

PD Headquarters:

You got a broom?

PD 1:

Negative. This pile is about 40x20 feet.

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HQ: Car 1, head over to 123 Main St. Resident states she has deer on her porch... called 911 for it.

Car 1: OK, I'll check it out. What's the address?

HQ: 123 Main St.

Car 1: Deer on her porch???

HQ: Affirmative.

Car 1: Alright....

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Dispatch

EMS-1 respond to 412 N. Ridenour St. for a female unconscious but breathing! The way it comes across to all of scannerland is that the pt. is unconscious buttbreathing. I ask you, WHAT IS BUTT BREATHING? :?:

In Fountain County, Indiana, you never know. :lol::lol: (greetings from someone who grew up in Parke County) :wink:

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Dispatch: M3 delta respone **** Hospital for a woman in labor. She is screaming and they want her out of there.

M3: 10-4 M3 Responding to **** Hospital for screaming lady.

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I recently heard one of our loca fire chiefs state, "That looks Bad!, Chief 50 on the scene with command". He had pulled on scene of a Aircraft Down - Heavy alert. He didn't realize that he had keyed his mic up when he first started speaking. Don't worry, there was no one injured. A plane had lost it's landing gear and had to make a belly landing. Only the pilot was on board.

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