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OOPS Granted but the opps was you have a wife a girlfriend and truck payment that are all a month late.

I wish there was more like me in this world ;):P

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OOPS Granted but the opps was you have a wife a girlfriend and truck payment that are all a month late.

I wish there was more like me in this world ;):P

Now that's funny, but I edited my post while you were posting that. See above.

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Granted. You are all locked in a laboratory having your DNA studied for being exact replicas of each other.

I wish I had the wisdom of Solomon.

Granted but now you're stuck in an office with people constantly bugging you!

I wish I didn't ever have to pay my mortgage anymore and still keep the townhouse!

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Now that's funny, but I edited my post while you were posting that. See above.

a good line wasted....... :argue:

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Granted but now you're stuck in an office with people constantly bugging you!

I wish I didn't ever have to pay my mortgage anymore and still keep the townhouse!

Granted. You discover that the townhouse is so infested with termites that it has become structurally unsound.

I wish I had the strength of ten healthy men.

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Granted. You discover that the townhouse is so infested with termites that it has become structurally unsound.

I wish I had the strength of ten healthy men.

Granted... but now you can't pick up anything with out breaking it with your bare hands...

I wish I wasn't sitting at home on a Saturday night writing a research paper...

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Granted... but now you can't pick up anything with out breaking it with your bare hands...

I wish I wasn't sitting at home on a Saturday night writing a research paper...

Wish granted you are now sitting a board floating in the ocean with no computer access.

I wish I had a brain. ^_^

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Granted. You have a brain. Your brain. Floating in formaldehyde in a jar.

I wish I had a nickel.

Granted. You have your nickel, but you continue to work in EMS the rest of your life and that nickel is all the extra money you will ever have.

I wish I had eternal youth.

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Granted. You have your nickel, but you continue to work in EMS the rest of your life and that nickel is all the extra money you will ever have.

I wish I had eternal youth.

Granted. You have eternal youth, but you're eternally poor and homeless as well and live in a cardboard box and smell like cheese.

I wish I could find my pants!

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