I wish game.

[itku2er]

Wish granted....the word FUTURE has been lasered on your retinas, you will forever see the future now.

I wish I was able to speak any language I chose.

Wish granted you may speak any language you choose but you will only know cuss words.

I wish I could swim the english channel

[akflightmedic]

Wish granted you may speak any language you choose but you will only know cuss words.

I wish I could swim the english channel

Granted, your new name is NEMO however and your fins are pretty.

I wish I could have meatloaf for dinner.

[itku2er]

Granted, your new name is NEMO however and your fins are pretty.

I wish I could have meatloaf for dinner.

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Granted but the meatloaf is made of weiners

I wish I could see the moon up close.

[akflightmedic]

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Granted but the meatloaf is made of weiners

I wish I could see the moon up close.

As you were sitting there watching tv, I stood in front of you and dropped my pants. FULL MOON no doubt.

I wish I could find those pictures of teri in lingerie that were circling the net for a while.

[Emtgirl101]

your wish is granted you find thos pics of terri and you live happily ever after.

I wish I could fly , so i could poop on all the people that have craped on me, mostly men.

[itku2er]

your wish is granted you find thos pics of terri and you live happily ever after.

I wish I could fly , so i could poop on all the people that have craped on me, mostly men.

Wish granted you are now a pidgeon but the only man you find to poop on is the statue of the thinker.

I wish I could be like SPENAC

[kyle308]

Wish granted you are now a pidgeon but the only man you find to poop on is the statue of the thinker.

I wish I could be like SPENAC

poof wish granted, you are now a flatuelant grumpy man that lives in the middle of no where and hates everyone

I wish I was 18.

[joesph]

wish granted your 18 covered in zits and you have been drafted

I wish no one was unhappy

[itku2er]

wish granted your 18 covered in zits and you have been drafted

I wish no one was unhappy

Your wish is granted now everyone has had EST

I wish I had a boat.

[kyle308]

Poof Granted, you know have a sunken john boat locked in the ice of antartica!

i Wish i was president