Lone Star Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Hope the day is filled with nothing but good things! I"ve got a walker I can donate to 'the cause' if you really need it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl24to Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you have a great day!!!! Lone if you did that you'd fall and break you hip or worse your neck. Then what are we going to do with you j.k. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN AK!!! BEST WISHES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eydawn Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Happy birthday, dude. Stay safe. --Wendy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisu Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE tune: "Volga Boatmen" Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!> 1. Now you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!> 2. Children dying far and near They say that cancer's caused by beer 3. Death, destruction, and despair People dying everywhere 4. Typhoid, plague and polio Coffins lined up in a row 5. Now that you're the age you are Your demise cannot be far 6. Black Death has just struck your town You yourself feel quite run-down 7. Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near 8. Long ago your hair turned grey Now it's falling out, they say The Viking/Barbarian Verses: 9. Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women, but save the sheep 10. Burn, then rape by firelight Add _romance_ to life tonight 11. Indigestion's what you get From the enemies you 'et 12. May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake. 13. May the children in the street Be your barbequeing meat 14. May your deeds with sheep and yaks Equal those with sword and axe 15. They stole your sword, your gold, your house Took your sheep but not your spouse 16. This one lesson you must learn First you pillage, then you burn 17. While you eat your birthday stew We will loot the town for you, The SCA Verses: 18. We brought linen, white as cloud Now we'll sit and sew your shroud 19. You're a period cook, its true Ask the beetles in the stew 20. Your servants steal, your wife's untrue Your children plot to murder you Other Verses: 21. Fear and gloom and darkness but No one found out you-know-what 22. I'm a leper, can't you see Have a birthday kiss from me 23. It's your birthday never fear You'll be dead this time next year 24. Now another year has passed Don't look now they're gaining fast! 25. Now you've lived another year Age to you is like stale beer 26. Now your jail-bait days are done Let's go out and have some fun 27. See the wrinkles on your face Like the pattern of fine lace 28. Were I sitting in your shoes I'd go out and sing the blues 29. So you're 29 again Don't tell lies to your good friend 30. You must marry very soon Baby's due the next full moon 31. When you've reached this age you know That the mind is first to go 8) Have a great one AK.. at your age who knows how many are left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Plain Ruff Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Happy birthday, the birthday gods could not have allowed another birthday to a better guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 a walker I can donate And here it is. Please obey all traffic laws. Many happy returns! :occasion6: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don1977 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Happy birthday!! 75???? wow you old fart.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akflightmedic Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Thanks everybody!! Appreciate the camel Michael, I did not have one of those yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnthonyM83 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Hope you had a good one AK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itku2er Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Sorry AK a day late and a dollar short but hope you liked the stripper gram I sent you.... :twisted: :twisted: you know its really hard to get someone to fly over there just to strip for your birthday But Hope you had a good one and sorry I am late...(I will be late for my own funeral so my friends tell me :wink: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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