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"Dark Side of the Moon" - Pink Floyd

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"For What It's Worth" - Buffalo Springfield

Wow I just realized that I haven’t seen this forum in like a year. I have a couple songs in my head these songs are stuck in my head pretty much all the time- Basket Case, Minority, American Idi

Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old) - Garth Brooks

"And the white line's getting longer and the saddle's getting cold

I'm much too young to feel this damn old

All my cards are on the table with no ace left in the hole

I'm much too young to feel this damn old "

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Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old) - Garth Brooks

"And the white line's getting longer and the saddle's getting cold

I'm much too young to feel this damn old

All my cards are on the table with no ace left in the hole

I'm much too young to feel this damn old "

Remember, it's not the age but the mileage. :-({|=

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Remember, it's not the age but the mileage. :-({|=

Oh, great! There goes my 'trade in value'!!! :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

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wait we get trade in value???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ok then I want to trade in ........LMAO

wonderful tonight eric clampton

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wait we get trade in value???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Dave, if rumors are correct, you'll be paying a 'to boot fee' when its all over! ('To boot fee' = trade plus cash 'to boot' [in addition]). :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: :evil3: :evil4: ;)

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Ok then I want to trade in ........LMAO

wonderful tonight eric clampton

Here's the song that 'terri's men' are singing to this day......

Its Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night, That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

(The Notorious Cherry Bombs)

She used to call me baby

I thought she was such a lady

But my, how things have changed

Since time's moved on.

I gave her my last dollar

And now all she'll do is holler

Oh, my life has become

A country song.

I've learned she can resist me

By the way she always disses me

And comes to bed at night

With that cold cream on.

Sometimes I might feel frisky

But these days it's just too risky.

Chorus:

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long.

All day long

It goes on and on.

If a tree fell in the forest, she didn't hear it,

Would I still be wrong?

I guess I should admit it

She ain't never gonna quit it.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long.

Man I remember when her eyes

Used to be so blue and shiny

God you oughta see

What's happened to her hiney

(Her what?) her hiney.

Man that thing is big enough

To land a small plane on.

(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya

I used to roll her in the clover, (Mmm, hmm)

But thank God those days are over, (Halleluiah!)

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long

All day long

She gnaws on and on.

If some day they drop the big one,

I'd say sweet Jesus,

She's gonna finally leave me alone.

It's alright if we say it

'Cause the radio won't play it.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,

That chew your ass out all day long...

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(P.S. Terri, Eric's last name is CLAPTON, not 'Clampton'.....)

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Sorry brett my bad typing at 2 am.

and as for your song.... TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

sad part is its mostly true :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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