Married couples will relate to this...

[Britpara]

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman

became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual

manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other.

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.

His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a

little to better position herself when the man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. 'Why are you stopping darling?' she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote"

[ffemtgirl1979]

OMG that is soo funny...but it's also true..love it thanks for sharing

[Richard B the EMT]

You mean he didn't find his contact lens?

[steph1030]

[Scaramedic]

Guilty.

[unknown]

LOL!! Soo typical!!

[katgrl2003]

Sounds like a guy.

-Kat

[unknown]

Sounds like a guy.

-Kat

Is dispatch another word for black hole?

Funny you should post that!! our dispatch is a wonderful place even if It is a dark basment often refered to as "the hole!" It's truely not bad!!

[katgrl2003]

I'm glad someone's dispatch isn't bad. Our dispatchers seem to lose half their brain cells once they walk through the door.

-Kat

[unknown]

I'm glad someone's dispatch isn't bad. Our dispatchers seem to lose half their brain cells once they walk through the door.

-Kat

LOL!! I know it seems that way-- and dispatchers are a rare bread of people. It takes a lot and often our brains seem to go to mush but I promise its all GOOD!!!