Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive! in Funny Stuff Posted December 12, 2012 In many parts of this country EMS is provided by the fire service. I currently am a two hatter dual role, although EMS is almost 90% of our call volume. Every now & then we have to play hosers. Shouldn't this read "Every now & then we have to play with our hoses"