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  1. Mary had a little pig,

    She kept it fat and plastered;

    And when the price of pork went up,

    She shot the little bastard.

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    Mary had a little lamb.

    Her father shot it dead.

    Now it goes to school with her,

    Between two chunks of bread.

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill

    To have a little fun.

    Stupid Jill forgot the pill

    And now they have a son.

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    Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

    Said Simple Simon to the pie man,

    'What have you got there?'

    Said the pie man unto Simon,

    'Pies, you dumb ass' !!

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

    All the kings' horses,

    And all the kings' men.

    Had scrambled eggs,

    For breakfast again.

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    Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,

    All over the bedside clock.

    The little dog laughed to see such fun.

    Then died of electric shock.

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    Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,

    Kissed the girls and made them cry.

    And when the boys came out to play,

    He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

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    There was a little girl who had a little curl

    Right in the middle of her forehead.

    When she was good, she was very, very good.

    But when she was bad........

    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

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    You have to be old enough to appreciate this lot.

    If you don't understand them then it is because you are too young.

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  2. I was able to go to our ceremony today, and as the Unit Chief I am the one that lay's the wreath. This is such a honor to do, as many great people died so that I can have the freedom to do so.........

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  3. An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

    The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

    The man replies, "My wife."

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  4. WOW AK I hope everything in your life goes in the direction that you deserve. I have to say this forum will have alot less to give without your posts. I have learned many things from you and you have given me awsome advise through out the years (you may never have known that) you will be truely missed from many here.

    Good luck to you sir...

  5. A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.

    Unfortunately, the wife came

    down with a terrible headache and told her

    husband to go to the party alone.

    He being a devoted husband protested,

    but she argued and said she was going

    to take some aspirin and go to bed,

    and there was no need for his good time

    being spoiled by not going.

    So he took his costume and away he went.

    The wife, after sleeping soundly for

    about an hour, awakened without pain and,

    as it was still early enough, decided

    to go to the party.

    Since her husband did not know what

    her costume was, she thought she would

    have some fun by watching her husband

    to see how he acted when she was not

    with him. She joined the party and

    soon spotted her husband cavorting around

    on the dance floor, dancing with every nice

    woman he could, and copping a little

    touch here and a little kiss there.

    His wife sidled up to him and, being

    a rather seductive babe herself, he left his

    current partner high and dry and

    devoted his time to the new babe who had just

    arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ...

    naturally, since he was her husband.

    Finally, he whispered a little proposition

    in her ear and she agreed. So off they

    went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

    Just before unmasking at midnight,

    she slipped away, went home, put the

    costume away, and got into bed,

    wondering what kind of explanation he would

    make for his behaviour.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she

    asked what kind of a time he had.

    He said: "Oh, the same old thing.

    You know I never have a good time when

    you're not there."

    - "Did you dance much?"

    - "You know, I never even danced one dance.

    When I got there, I met Pete,

    Bill Browning, and some other guys, so

    we went into the den and played

    poker all evening. But you're not going to

    believe what happened to the

    guy I loaned my costume to..."

  6. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/story/2012/10/27/bc-quake-reported.html

    So was just getting ready to go to the firemans halloween dance and then this happened. This was the second largest quake in our history, the last largest one was 8.1 in the 40's.

    I just finished doing full make up (orange face with a black bat in the middle) and then I thought wow the hail is hitting my window pretty hard. So you have an idea of where I was in my house, I was upstairs where there are vaulted ceilings 16 ft high. I saw one of my plants start to shake and then holey shit the whole house was swaying and shaking. I was hard enough to empty 1/3 of my 105 gallon aquarium on the floor (poor fish). I ran down stairs to be with my husband as he was grabbing his 60 inch tv so it didn't fall (men and their tv's).

    Once it was done the pager went off and dispatch asking if everyone was okay. At that time I was thinking I think so but I haven't gone anywhere. A few minutes went by and it was decided that we are leaving town as a tsunami warning is on and we have an hr before it hits. I called dispatch and said we are leaving (and the funny part) I said I was going to go and get the satalitte phone from the station, he said "Do you think you could take the whole ambulance with you" I just didn't think about that lol. Went and grabbed a few pts from the hospital (in full makeup) and off to garbage hill. Stayed there for a few hrs and were able to go home about 12:30 am. Got everything settled at the station and went to have a glass of vino. The night was full of aftershocks big enough to wake me up but nothing like that big one.

    Well one thing for sure is that I am sure happy I have a house today to be able to make a nice breakfast for the hubby. Remember this you just never know when the big one is going to hit.............

    happy

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  7. I have 3 boys and they were 12, 9 and 6 when I started. I had a husband that was semi supportive (not so much when the pager went off 5 mins before the end of a shif on christmas and a housefull) You really need to make sure you are prepared to miss alot of things with your kids, like soccor games etc. You have to have a good support system in place and most of all your kids have to understand what you are doing.

    Went on a call and came home to a dissaster, I explained to my kids that I was very stressful having to think that I would have to come home to this when I am out trying to save someones life. Once they understood they were great (for calls anyways). Everyone in the family has to be on board.....:) good luck

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  8. So we have all had an experience with Bullying. I was the bully in school and one time I made my best friend cry. It made me stop and start bulling the bullies later on. My children were very lucky in highschool and never felt the effects of this crisis, nor did they do it. This, when I was a kid consisted of name calling, a bit of pushing, and some threats of bodily harm. Now it is just unbelievable how it has escalated in our society. When social media became the norm in life my older boys were already out of the house and my youngest was about 14. So this was not a reality in my household. When facebook came out I was one of his first friends, and yes I did monitor his facebook, I was lucky.

    This young girl is from BC. She committed suicide 2 days ago because her life was unbearable. I cried through out this whole video because I know she is not the only one out there. Please pass this on to those in your life, please talk to your kids, grandkids and any other kids in your life. It dosn't matter if they are the bully or being bullied. This is so unacceptable and I will for one be just a bit more of an advocate when I can. There is a young man in my life that has had suicidal tendencies and I had to ship him out to get help and this is what I told him. (I asked my partner to leave the room and waited for the nurse to leave) I told him that I loved him unconditionaly, I told him that he is an important part of my life, I gave him a hug full of love and I let him cry on my shoulder until he felt better. It dosn't matter why a child would want to committe suicide what matters is that those children know that there is someone, anyone that loves them. If you know anyone like my boy, let them know they are loved, it might make the difference in their life.

    "You may only be one person in this whole world, but you may also be the whole world to one person"

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