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  1. Awe traitor, next time. I am at a unit chiefs meeting and how to be nice to people training. I was suppose to get on a pisspot seaplane But it was blowing 80km and they were canceled. Low and behold someone having chest pain needed to get to vancouver. They landed and I found out they needed to pick up a pt in terrace and they had room for me. The pt didnt end up going as he was way to heavy so he gets a buffalo plane today.
  2. Well the boys made it to the second round if you have voted thank you and if you want to keep voting for them thank you again.
  3. Okay well that just made it funnier. I was sent a text that said "have a dork morning"
  4. I think the most important thing for a preseptor should do is, if the student is showing signs of stress, to either step in or to try and talk them through. There are many times all I had to say is "Take a deep breath" and they get back on track. I will personally say I have always lucked out in having great preceptors. The partners could be pricks, but all in all it was a great learning time in my career. Good question Mobey
  5. Why thank you, you made me laugh................and your such a dork2
  6. Admin why is it changing the format. Before I post it shows as a list and after it looks like above?
  7. The Things I Owe My Parents 1. My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning." 2. My Parents taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My Parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My Parents taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My Parents taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My Parents t
  8. It is just an all around usable word. You can you use to be mean, loving or for fun, and all the reasons Mike said But the best thing is my receptionist laughs everytime I call her that, and dosn't hit me Everytime I say Dork in my head I burst out laughing.....................................................and everyone knows im saying dork in my head.
  9. The word troll is not allowed anymore they are to refered to as the little people under the bridge, wearing boots and chasing goats
  10. Happiness


    A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'... She fooled them all .... "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile. Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. To 20 oz. She replied , "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to
  11. http://music.cbc.ca/#/play/artist/The-Kid-Natural here is the link for voting. Not to sure if it open to all or just canadians..........................
  12. The only time I have assisted vents in pt that is awake is someone with CHF. I sat behind the pt, asked them to squeeze my arm when they were going to take a breath, then gently squeezed the bag. This took a few minutes of both of us co-ordinating the breaths but in the end it worked well.
  13. My son loves creating music. Here is a track of a song him and his pal just finished up for an upcomming contest for CBC. The voting starts on Monday the 18th and I will post the link to the contes then as it has crashed from so many entries. Thanks for listening https://soundcloud.com/#search?q=a%20beautiful%20sight His is the 3rd song down, yes the nerd with the last shot of tequilla from Mexico enjoy Happiness
  14. You know traitor I have to say, this thread has been almost as interesting as your headless teddy. Good job
  15. Elk is pretty good but like caraboo can be tough if not prepared properly. Funny elk story. Years ago a friend of ours went and shot and elk. He happens to have a hanging walk in cooler, so one day the neighbour kid (about 6 i think) was walking in the culdesac, when Stan said "Hey Brett come and see what I have in the cooler" Now being Brett the little red neck, he went running to see. Stan opens up the door and says"look I shot Rudolf" Bretts look on his face was priceless and he went screaming home to his mother that Stan shot rudolf. Stan did shoot an elk but had put a clowns nos
  16. Defib you eat funny things. ERDoc I agree on the normal meat but I will say that I will not eat deer from anywhere but here. A deer's taste is based on what they eat and when they are shot, and how the are shot for example if the deer has run after the shooting the meat is grossssssssssssssssssssss. Drop it dead and it is an awsome meat. You really should try it, if I can any this year I will send you a can Eskabob im sure if your earthquake distroyed everything that reptile food would look awsome
  17. WOW thank you scotty boy, it was just a plot to get you back here. Dwyane and Happiness, never did I ever think those two names would be in the same sentance. Just remember Dwayne you are the company that you keep Can't wait to see Annabelle, Scotty you truely are a caring and loving person and Im blessed to have you as a friend. Welcome back look forward to you posts
  18. Okay mother nature waking me up with another earthquake at 2 am is getting stale

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