Shamanwolf

Gets ice cold can of Coke with a pin hole spewing over me... $@#×% ¥

Kicks machine and stumps toe..

...hobbles off..frustrated and sticky..

:-Z

Gets soggy tuna sandwich with a bite taken out of it..

*** Drops in another quarter..

That was fantastic...!

That made my day..!

Oh.. that and having popcorn and snow cones at in service training tonight..In my opinion, Weird Al is the ONLY one who is capable of having just pulled that off..!!

3... all Americans from Chicago.

3... all Americans from Chicago.

Shhhhh....

Haha..Lesson learned. .I won't leave myself so exposed next time.. as of this morning I don't taste blood anymore...

Then I have 37 years and just one assault left to catch up..lol..

Okay..getting assaulted by a drunk pt is no fun, BUT,after you're medically cleared, the next day, after everybody knows you're okay, is great cannon fodder for your coworkers to tease you..

Lesson: in scene safety, protect YOUR own airway...!

Drops in used hairy prep razor, gets cold Sam Adams Summer Ale..

Ahhh...

Nice...I needed..!

It's been two weeks since anybody, even the vendor had come..

Ahh...alas.. The machine was unplugged..

Drops in a quarter...

Gets a half used ten pack of MRX electrodes..

Hmmm..better than nothing..

It's been two weeks since anybody, even the vendor had come..

Ahh...alas.. The machine was unplugged..

Drops in a quarter...

Gets a half used ten pack of MRX electrodes..

Hmmm..better than nothing..

It does when you close your eyes. But then I usually fall asleep.

Typical...

Drops in two quarters and walks away..

Typical...

Drops in two quarters and walks away..

I'm in SC.

Funny... hmmm... Highlight of the week!

Finally got insurance... went to the doc for some issues.. has my electronic chart in front of him with "a" lab report in front of him and says.."Well, I'm putting you on prenatal vitamins and folic acid because you're pregnant..."

I say, "Doc.....?? Really....?"

He turns beet red and apologizes and runs out of the room. It turns out he wasn't paying aytention to which room he went into, or at his pt (me) when he came in. It was the exam room directly across from mine....

Whew....!!

I can be kind of crazy, but that's pushing it...!

Bulging pockets..personal jump bag for your tour...better to have and not need than to need and not have..!!

Especially when you spend more time at work than at home..!

Drops in quarter...gets old sharps shuttle with used decompression needles...

..Hey..!! I thought we got a NEW MACHINE..!!

Thank you..it's been a long time coming, and I've worked really hard to get there..

There's a lot of good hard working people here, and I am committing myself wholly. I can finally learn what I need to so I can finally go to paramedic school and become a good medic. There are great mentors here..!

LMAO...

Finally moving on up in the world...I've gone from working for a private, convalescent service to 911.. life is good!

Pedestrian safety equipment

The railroad company will have to pay for a new hose if they run it over..?

"Hey JOEY! run it right over the track..!!"

Leatherman makes a really cool multi trauma shear now..

Post...hmmm.. Kind of makes me think of that hot nurse.. You know... The one standing to the rear of the pt with a POST in his bum.. Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk

Gets new in the box Leatherman Raptor... Excitedly drops in another quarter... Gets a spoiled half eaten tuna salad sandwich.. *drops in last quarter, walks away to play with new toy...* Sent from my SCH-I200PP using Tapatalk

Well...

Our state got 2" of northern dandruff and came to a screeching halt..lol.. some of us still have to work...

BUT... I DID get to do the TCCC (Tactical Casualty Care Course) in Rock Hill Monday and Tuesday.. that was A LOT of fun and would highly recommend it. There's another one 21-22 February in Augusta, GA. Let me know if you're interested, I'll pass along the info..it's good for 16 NREMT hours..

...gets opened condom wrapper with dry rotted condom still in it..

**puts in quarter...