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Jess.... while that is funny it is inaccurate, it is the Republican Party that does all that you listed... i mean look at the current president.
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I have nothing to back this up except a Richardson Tx phone number, the gentleman that lived there had something we dont hear very often, he had ovaries and male gentalia.
Now I dont know if he still lives there because I havent talked to him since 2005, his name was Adam Rhyr.
?What does this have to do with Florida or a Hermaphrodite Deer? :dontknow:
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Thought you all may want to see what kind of things you can find in Florida.
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A Few Good Men:
Jack Nicholson " You want answers ?"
Tom Cruise " I WANT THE TRUTH !!!"
Jack Nicholson " You can't handle the truth"
or
Jack Nicholson " I felt his life was in danger "
Tom Cruise " Grave danger? "
Jack Nicholson " Is there any other kind? "
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if i were to go to the new wife store, i would have no need to go beyond the first floor!!!!
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happy born on day ambo
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A hooker
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"Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year! ? Are you busy making
toys??
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I
spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by
drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while
losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa "
THis would be the most realistic and believeable response in these modern times
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Wow! No comments from women yet?...
Too funny...
R/r911
There is one simple reason for no comment from a woman yet.. we didnt give any of them permission to respond to this thread!!!!!!!
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1. Yourself: half-asleep
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?:shhhh
3. Your hair: short
4. Your mother? wonderful
5. Your Father? locked-up
6. Your Favorite Item: computer
7. Your dream last night: ummm sex
8. Your favorite drink: mountian dew
9. Your dream car: pinto
10. The room you are in: quiet
11. Your Ex: Hoe
12. Your Fears: no-sex
13. What do you want to be in 10 years: retired
14. Who you hung out with tonight? emtcity chatters
15. What You're Not? impotent
16. Muffins: blueberry
17: One of Your Wish List Items: LasvegasemtI
18. Time: 8:34
19. Last thing you did? slept
20. What You Are Wearing? Clothes
21. Your Favorite Weather: 68
22. Your Favorite Book: anything with pictures
23. The last thing you ate: Kim
24. Your Life: confusion
25. Your Mood:refer to answer #20
26. Your friends:backstabbers
27. What are you thinking about right now? Santa claus
28. Your car: truck
29. What are you doing at the moment?: laughing
30. Your summer: hot
31. Your relationship status: murdered
32. What is on your tv? news
33. When is the last time you laughed? refer to answer #29
34. last time you cried?define "cried"
35. School? Fun
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Kount: Where you been? Thanks for your late but impacting post here. I said what I have to say and your tough guy"lets all get Somedic" attack is impotent. Go do something else with the time you have left.
What I said to AK in my previous post stands and if he feel the need to strike back, I will be getting what I deserve.
With every best wish, Somedic
"your"lets all get Somedic"
I don't have any idea where you see that i have said that.
If you knew me at all you would not associate the "tough guy" with me, i am one of the most laid back people i ever met. LOL!!!
So don't just assume you know someone, and keeping your opinions to yourself may also be beneficial to you.
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if you trully feel like you say you do when you see one of us suffering or dying then I was wrong about you.
Atleast you said one thing that wasn't b.s., I am glad you put whatever down what you were smoking, and had a reality check.
I don't see how someone can personally attack another on here without actually having proof of all the crap you said. It would be nice,next time you make an ass out of yourself , that you back it up with facts and research to show everyone that akflightmedic is full of it. I for one don't think that you could. Since you don't know him personally how can you possibly say he is there for personal gain?
“The human mind is our fundamental resource.”
Kount
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Roy was killed in a car accident in 1984 and is dearly missed by his friends and family.
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ak... right now a camel in a dress would look to you?? is that what your trying to say.... I can always put Roy in a dress again for ya.
AGAIN?????
W T F ? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Thats more along the lines of what i was looking for ... Thanks
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If you say you already know about education differences, then what do you mean when you ask about "higher standards"?
It seems that you will just open up a discussion that has happened many times.
And?????
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Ok....... i have heard the arguments between canada and us and what protocols are what in both places..... so decided to see if we can get some input here.....
Which has higher standards.... U.S.... or Canada?
ok... now lets see the different between the protocols......
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I just had one that ranks in my top five.
Mom calls 911 today for her son (aprox. 9y/o) who was punched in the face yesterday just above his left eye. the child now has a lump above his eyebrow. the child has no blurred vision and pain only when he touches it.
I dont have kids so maybe I am wrong but this sounds like every day boy stuff. At least that is the way it was when I was a kid.
Hopefully you told her "tell him not to touch it and he will be pain free" lol
roy
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Just wondering if any of you old timers would care to share some of you b.s. calls..
exp...... "toe pain x's 3"
kount
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I remember when I was in Paramedic school
They Actually had Paramedic school back in 1902?
:D/
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Spot Eagle......
Can't wait to hear the comments on that
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16/20 WOOOHOOOOO
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The Reckless Rebel!
computer maintainence
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Is your mouse calibrated?
You should do this every few weeks. More often if you spend a lot of time on computer. I was shocked to see that this works!
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g. If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.
You dumb ass. You'll believe anything