"We've got a Flopper at the Whopper"...
i.e. Seizure at Burger King. That one was good...
or even better:
Late PM shift, police dispatcher somehow keys up her radio and throws a dead key. After a couple of mins, they start talking.
"Wow! Its really f^%$##* dead out there. Those a$$*&^($ must be out at the tittie bar!"
Funny thing, nobody called them on the phone for another good 5 min. while they continued to bad mouth every cop, one by one.