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  1. 25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian 1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!" 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars. 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a toque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed". 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work. 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'. 23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade. 24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?" 25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! (Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them!) 26. You know where the space arm on the shuttle came from
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    Immigration

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  3. i say BLS for if she stable then lets go code 1 no l/s just take her to the ER
  4. we have so many ch i get lost 9 ch and then you have youer ch and the other places chn
  5. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=27...4482&q=guns
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    Employee Shortages

    damit i read it wrong and made the wrong vote
  7. about doing runs some one said something about only 10 runs a moth lol i wish i do about 10 or more runs a day 5 days aweek
  8. what do a win a nite with a women of emtcity?
  9. some one should make that for the hell of it any one?
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    On Top

    oh yes by the way some of us are in chat
  11. did you not hear about the Medic Alert Date service MAD'S
  12. guess it was not a duck from canada
  13. i like them but we need more post like this . love to the women and pace out
  14. i cant belive any of you seen more then 5sec of it love to my women pace out
  15. naw the 18 wheeler drive was beer in the back
  16. yes i do im doing a emtcity run for the post whore count
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    On Top

    ok ok i you got it out of me i like my women on top but hey to any one out there chat is open 24-7 stop in say hi if no ones there stay never know who may drop in
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    An old cowboy

    An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian.."
  19. psych transports runs around 25mins but i have done a long run before none psych transports CHF PT we left town around 2300 monday and got back around 0500 weday
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