FireMedic65

have you ever taken a vehicle rescue class?? we all don't have the dustdevil magic dust to toss over vehicles to make the doors open. doors are locked... pt needs out.. no time to mess with tools to unlock them. ie slim jim.. they only work for certain kinds of locks, MANUAL locks.. and even then.. they are hard to use.. especially with gloves. and breaking the glass is for your own protection, and the patients protection when and if there is a need to pop a door.

they look great, but anyone seen them for a price lower than $60? I am cheap like that

thought we weren't allowed to talk about anything sexual? but anyway.. box of condoms, rope, bag of socks, butcher knife, heavy duty trashbags

ahh yes... i always wash my hands before i go to the bathroom... force of habit i guess. i never quite thought of the treating pts that you see in horror flicks, until i watched saw... damn... that would be a pucker factor of 14 out of 10 to treat those pts!!

I was driving home from class last night, and my mind was wondering like always. and I thought this might be interesting. The deal is, just post something funny that could lead us to believe you have been working in ems too long. I'll start it off. You know you have been working in ems too much when: You see a person on a horror film or something getting mangled up really bad... and instead of cringing, you say to yourself "alright, this is how I will treat them" or "oh #^#& I hope I don't have to treat that!" maybe this is a lame post.. but I don't care, I am bored

1. Yourself: Amazing 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?: someday 3. Your hair: way overdue for a chop 4. Your mother? Marie, best mother you can ask for 5. Your Father? Dave, may he R.I.P 6. Your Favorite Item: don't know 7. Your dream last night: none 8. Your favorite drink: soda 9. Your dream car: Maclaren 10. The room you are in: warm 11. Your Ex: psycho 12. Your Fears: failure 13. What do you want to be in 10 years: married 14. Who you hung out with tonight? myself 15. What You're Not? happy 16. Muffins: make you poo 17: One of Your Wish List Items: that special someone 18. Time: 0743 19. Last thing you did? typed these words 20. What You Are Wearing? jean, sock, tshirt 21. Your Favorite Weather: warm, cool breeze 22. Your Favorite Book: fiction 23. The last thing you ate: pizza 24. Your Life: hectic 25. Your Mood: scared 26. Your friends: understanding 27. What are you thinking about right now? her 28. Your car: broke 29. What are you doing at the moment?: doing this survey, duh 30. Your summer: fun 31. Your relationship status: single.... 32. What is on your tv? news i think 33. When is the last time you laughed? don't remember 34. last time you cried? pass 35. School? HELL!!

I have worked with an emt that only had 1 arm. And there is a dr near me somewhere that only has 1 hand

yes, intubation does have vagal responses, but not anything that would cause asytole

How can he NOT like Guinness? breakfast in a bottle!

people who hear voices in their head, telling them to do something, need to grow some balls and just tell those voices to shut up

I ran into a similar problem, pt was in severe resp distress. By the time the medic was ready to tube, pt had no pulse. Cause of death of pulmonary embolism. I have never heard of any intubation directly causing cardiac arrest. Maybe if you take 5 minutes putting in a tube or something, i dunno

can i solicate myself?

bain (its a river)

you changed 2 letters again....

geeze... i remember 12 of them... i feel old.. sore all the time and i complain constanstly... not good.. im senior citizen at age 23!!

its sad that people think that crap is funny.

everyone look busy... Jesus is comming!

you are all on crack!

just by seeing the previews i can tell the show is going to suck pretty bad. seems like its gonne be all about the "glory of ems" and people who just want a pat on the back... maybe its just me though

highest i can get is 64... look at high scores!!!! defiently somone cheating...

i think ill just keep to using foul language, its just easier that way

thats pretty cool, it would be interesting to respond to call with it though:D

There was a bug in my eye.. i was trying to suffocate it!

dude thats awesome