EMT*Sweet

Ok folks, Before anyone leaps lets all apply our PPE - I'm adding a hardhat for good measure!! Now to push on with the psychological quizzing. Wildfire, How much actual experience do you have with the FD? How many medical/trauma scenes have you been called to? Assuming you do have some experience since you asked the question- Please explain in your words why it is that you wouldnt want to be able to do more to help the patients, victims of fire or whatever the case may be. Timmy, Please read what you wrote and consider other ways to percieve the means of the different departments and their roles where each are concerned and then find the common link. Do they really wind up with different outcomes and how vast is the differential area for objectives? No Further!!

Maybe I'm working to many hours but I thought this was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh... Seems that Roger ( the bewildered male) must have some form of AD leaving poor Elaine alone in thought and conversation therefore placing her in the position of asking and answering the questions for both parties involved. Had he just kept up with the pace ( which rarely occurs) - all unnecessary drama and stress would have been avoided. :tongue5:

LMAO... This was great....

Subject: Fw: Fireman Sex] good one !!!!!! A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night. " The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied " YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

but there is....

flying

:-k trying to get us to show our true colors, aren't ya? mhm

asphyxiated

who has no

LMAO Marty Oh, and ^5 to Becksdad....

or mentally challenged

demented

Oh Dear, Shall we all take this literaly?? Must we always have a party-pooper?

Maybe we just like to watch the confused looks on mens faces as they desperately try to do two things quickly: 1) Try to think of a way to get out of the bad place they are in at the time.... 2) For the brave only--Try to spit out the perfect answer !! You see-We already know the answer and every once in a while we like to see the flabbergasted look on the faces of the clueless....Really its quite entertaining..... :twisted:

Well, I see we're still having the EMS Pissin Contest. Why is that WE ALL cant just respect each others level of training and realize that we are all in this for the same reason( might be a few variances on the meanings) First responders & EMT-B's learn your rightful place<< Your on the bottom of the EMS foodchain- Be proud of what you know and continue on with your quest to obtain a more vast area of knowledge within the EMS field. Educate, Educate, EDUCATEEEE!!! Work hard to rise in the ranks. Medics<< Take a stroll down memory lane and review the days of when your deiriere was nothing but a snack for those who were above you. Take the time to patiently quide and educate the rambuncious ones below you.... For those of you in between<< EAT CHICKEN !! read chicken post to get the full meaning.... Spread some EMS love in the meantime...