EMTJosh

You are called to a 'Drive-by Cross-bowing' There are no roads connecting your area with any hospital. Instead, you use air boats to ferry patients through the swampland

Your ambulance is the only vehicle within 100 miles that has a plow mounted on it. Plus it works great during deer season! ACLS stands for 'Advanced Cow Life Support' or 'Advanced Cardiac Livestock Support' You tell dispatch to put your unit out of service because your ambulance "Trew a Shoe"