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  1. I once picked up a man with bilat lacs on his neck, 11 puncture wounds to his chest and one puncture wound to the adb. He walked out of the woods. This is when you really hate asking the stupid questions when you already know the answers but you have to ask. me: So were you trying to hurt yourself? him: WTF do you think? me: My guess is yes. me: what are those scars from on your arms ( 1" wide by 12" long both arms right up the middle) him: WTF do you think? I was getting nowhere with this guy for obvious reasons. me: this just dosnt look like you lucky day. Hey next time try a hunting knife with a hook at the end. Youll catch the jugular. (normaly i say it in my head. But something didnt keep in inside i said that all outloud. Opps. But we havent heard from him sense. guess he took my advice. If i was this guy and tried that hard to kill myself i would be pissy to at someone patching me up and bringing me back to the one place that will save the life i was trying to take. You all can shoot me now for not following the feel sorry for suicidal people thing. thats not me. I guess you can only find this funny if you were there. hummmmm owell
  2. Im already working on the trip to Baltimore. Lets see if i can pull off getting the time. I already got a big fat NO on being sponsered for it. Ha Ha Hey it was worth a try. Ok now more planning. More overtime to pay for this one too. Ugh..... MedFire
  3. MedFire

    Growing up

    Ok who remembers clear pepsi? What were those things u put in the oven ohh yeah shrinky dinks ohh now those were trouble.
  4. MedFire

    Growing up

    Thanks for the reminder I just ordered Fraggle Rock off of amazon.com whole first season. hehe ahhh i so feel old. But who can beat watching the doozers while drinking a corona on your day off.
  5. Screw the badge. This job is hard enough with out looking even more like an officer. Its bad enough walking around in a uniform with patches on both sleves without having a nice shiney badge to go with it. This was said to me in my last class stupid yes i know but it makes sence. "You never know when violence is going to erupt so try not to wear your uniform out of work. No matter what colors it is. Your always gonna become the target just because of the uniform." Granted i live in a small town and look nothing like the LEO's in the area seeing i have the white shirt, but still i dont go gallyvanting around in my uniform if i dont have to. My .02 cents take it or leave it. MedFire
  6. WooooHoooo Woody's Back. <~~~~ Does the happy dance.
  7. Sorry guys but I cant betray my loyalty here. GO SOX's!!!!! =D> *waits for the hate mail to arrive.
  8. Now this makes more sense to me. I see them as the same also. hehe kinda reminds me of the 6 degrees of separation on the genetic level.
  9. We do this all the time around here. Big companies like AMR come into the class room and tell everyone how great their company is and the educational advancement's you could get there. blah blah blah But yes i say have someone with a good head on their shoulder's and knows what their talking about do the recruiting. MedFire
  10. Out here it really depends on which hospital your going to. All have there pet peeves. One hospital will want labs and access so we put on a well and flush, another will want a J loop for access no labs, and then the others will want no labs and a bag of NS hanging at KVO. This is the problem with going to 6-7 different hospitals. They all want something different. So its not really a personal preference.
  11. The service I work for will help replace the suplies you may use onscene. Seeing we get to bill for what was used we dont see a major problem with it. Most of the time its ice packs and some 4x4's. Plus these people are either on our dept or the FD, which we also help supply when needed.
  12. WOW ummm i don't know what to tell you. All i can think of is that if your new then this could just be your "psychological" reaction. Almost like psychogenic shock.
  13. Damn that boy has some problems. LOL
  14. Yes i would stay. When i first started in EMS it was just for the knowledge. I took the state test and did nothing with the cert for acouple of months. But then i joined the Volunteer Fire Dept as a first responder. Thats when i found out what EMS was really about. I finaly started riding with the local ambulance about 6 months later, ive been here ever sence.
  15. Well for me it comes in waves. There has been times where i havent done a call in a month or so and then it hits the fan. My partner and i wernt allowed to work together after the last incident. We lost 3 people in 1 day. Now that was a bad day. but hell after that it all calmed down. Now im waiting for the the rush to hit. I can feel it coming soon its been way to quiet.
  16. When your fire department decides these hats are better than helmets. When its not a party until someone gets naked. Taking pic's of your buddies and forgetting your truck has a FD plate. Good ol back woods fire departments. Yee Haw! Now thats what i call a cow boy.
  17. Im not really one to talk but around here my inline 6 is great on the hills. and yes its a Jeep so i can get just about anywhere a quad can. hehe and i can carry more.
  18. Our dept uses paper. We go to one hospital that has a computer so we can do it on there but we have some problems with that. Not just the obvious like it not saving and then u have to do it over again and then just write it out anyway. But these are some big ones. They automaticaly put our names and emt #'s in there. we dont sign them. huh no signiture not legal. if you need the doc's signiture for meds they have to sign all 3 of the papers not just the one with the carbon copys. HAHA trying to get a doc to sign one paper is hard enough but 3 c'mon. But heres the kicker if we sign the sheets then we altered the document. same goes for the doc's signiture. so once again its not a legal document. this had been brought up to OEMS and they tell us if we dont want to use it then dont but they cant take responsibility for it if we do use it and it goes to court. So with my experence with it I stay with paper PCR's
  19. Cant choose any of those but for me i would go with Baystate Medical Center here in mass its the closest from here and if i had to pic another i would go with Boston or UMass medical
  20. Full moon weirdness is so true for 3 days before and 3 days after . The most of the calls come in in that time. Not to mention most of the Sec 12's are then too. lol Ask anyone in EMS theyll tell ya the same.
  21. BENIGN................WHAT YOU BE AFTER YOU BE EIGHT ARTERY...............THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS BACTERIA............BACK DOOR TO CAFETERIA. BARIUM................WHAT YOU DO WITH A PERSON WHEN HE DIES. CESAREAN SECTION........... A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME. CATscan................SEARCHING FOR YOUR KITTY. CAUTERIZE............MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER. COMA....................A PUNCTUATION MARK D&C.....................WHERE BILL CLINTON LIVES DILATE.................TO LIVE LONG. ENEMA................NOT A FRIEND FESTER...............QUICKER THAN SOMEONE ELSE FIBULA................A SMALL LIE GENITAL..............NON-JEWISH PERSON G.I. SERIES..........WORLD SERIES OF MILITARY BASEBALL HANGNAIL............WHERE YOU PUT YOUR COAT IN THE CLOSET IMPOTENT............DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN MEDICAL STAFF.... A DOCTOR'S CANE MORBID..................A HIGHER OFFER THAN I BID NITRATES..............CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES NODE....................I KNEW IT PAP SMEAR...........A FATHERHOOD TEST PELVIS...................SECOND COUSIN TO ELVIS POST OPERATIVE....A LETTER CARRIER RECOVERY ROOM......A PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY RECTUM....................RIGHT NEAR KILLED HIM SEIZURE....................ROMAN EMPEROR TERMINAL ILLNESS.....GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT TUMOR......................MORE THAN ONE URINE.....................OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT VARICOSE.............NEARBY Something I found hope you enjoy.
  22. That really depends on the person. Sorry to say it but ya know i just dont trust everyone. They have to earn it.
  23. I spent by day above the world... No reality existed here
  24. I know when to follow them and when there just too damn retarded for the situation and nothing really fits so you go by what ya know. I dont go above and beyond my scope of practice. Thats just not right. The most ive done is get and IV preped for my partner while she was intubating. But ya know there was no access. I did have it going through my head that i could of done it if there was access. But there wasnt so i didnt and neither did she. So yes i have thought about it but never have done it.
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