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  1. what would possess someone to eat their lunch while taking a dump?

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    2. Just Plain Ruff

      Just Plain Ruff

      Walked into a bathroom. Guy taking a dump. Making noises like he was cutting food in a styrofoam tray. He finished doing his business and comes out of the stall with a Hospital styrofoam tray with the remnants of his lunch. I asked him "Did you eat in there" and he said "Yes" I said "Wierd" he said nothing.

    3. thrutheashes

      thrutheashes

      ummm.....wow......yeah.....wow.covers it........

    4. Don1977

      Don1977

      Its called recycling.......lol

  2. Do they even take into account larger people in the freakin regional jets. This sucks

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    2. Siffaliss

      Siffaliss

      And that was a 757 ...

    3. Just Plain Ruff

      Just Plain Ruff

      Here is what I have done. I had that same 350 pounder. I have made a big issue of it before. I paid for my seat and to have someone else begin to take part of my seat over just makes me pissed.

      I have gone so far as to have them book me on another flight. I am accomodating only so far and when I have to share my seat with someone else then I expect some sort of recompense.

      Case in point, had a flight from Tampa to Atlanta. Was sittting in the back of the airplane next...

    4. Siffaliss

      Siffaliss

      I will keep that in mind, sounds like a reasonable path to take if it so happens to me next month.

  3. Katerina and Mommy get to come home. YAY!!!!!

  4. Quick!! Don't google it. What in the world is Hassenpfeffer and what cartoon made it famous.

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    2. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      Also it was in the theme song for Leverene and Shierly.

    3. Bernhard

      Bernhard

      And it is written with only one "s", by the way ("Hase"=rabbit, "Pfeffer"=pepper, never came across this meal, though).

      Thank you for the first Bugs Bunny Cartoon since years...far better as this stuff my little one watches on TV nowadays. :)

    4. Just Plain Ruff

      Just Plain Ruff

      Thanks Bernhard, It didn't look right but I didn't spell check or google it myself so the spelling error is all mine.

  5. Bought a cup of pumpkin spiced latte at the bucks, thy had 3 tip boxes strategically placed on the counters. Is it expected to leave a tip? I don't leave one at mcdonalds so why should we at the bucks? Just a question.

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    2. tcripp

      tcripp

      I only do if they've done something extraordinary like bring my coffee to the table. Otherwise, it's just a place for change I might not want to carry...assuming I've used cash.

    3. Lone Star

      Lone Star

      Tip jars are the 'wave of the future'. Just because someone takes my order and then hands me a paper bag does NOT qualify as 'service', and therefore does NOT deserve 'gratuity'.

      I will NOT be 'guilted' into leaving a gratuity (tip) for someone doing their job (wait staff excluded)!

    4. spenac

      spenac

      Why do people waste money on bucks? Have you ever drink the coffee? It is the worst ever!!!! Guess thats why they hide it with all the flavors.

  6. Katerina Ann Ruff 7 pounds 15 1/2 ounces. Both mom and baby are doing phenomenal but since it was a c-section I have not seen them yet. Great night here in the ruff family.

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    2. RaceMedic

      RaceMedic

      awwwww awesome congrats my fried ... best wishes to you all

    3. brentoli
    4. Vorenus

      Vorenus

      Congratulations!

  7. Patriot guard just left grand rapids airport escorting a soldier who paid the ultimate sacrifice. Felt humbled.

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    2. neugie

      neugie

      Island, I'm sorry for your loss. I'm from Stamford and had heard of the guard previously, and was humbled to see them riding in Stamford suppressing those verminous protestors. Stamford EMS' honor guard was in full attendance, of which I soon hope to be a member. At the least I offered salutes to the riders and the procession.

    3. nypamedic43

      nypamedic43

      We had a soldier buried a little north of us this summer and the Patriot Guard was there as well because of threats and such. They are an impressive sight thats for sure. Very humbling to see.

    4. Tyler_EMT

      Tyler_EMT

      I've carried the caskets of men from my unit. good friends of mine who gave it all up. Never forget the sacrifices that these men and women make on a day to day basis. Hooah

  8. Doc just broke Jenny's water. It's on the way now. !!!!!!

  9. Who felt the earthquake at 10:53 pm sat night.

    1. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      I was three sheets to the wind at that point.

    2. xstreetsweeperx

      xstreetsweeperx

      Where was the earthquake?

    3. Chief1C
  10. I love what I do, I love my family and I love what I've done in my 43 years of life. It can only get better from here on out.

    1. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      Congrats Ruff. You are the richest and wealthiest man if you have hose three things! =)

    2. tcripp

      tcripp

      Where's the like button?

  11. Culvers is so expensive

    1. ERDoc

      ERDoc

      But their fries are the best.

    2. HERBIE1

      HERBIE1

      Gotta love their chocolate shakes too. They're finally building one near me!

  12. Pitocin started, Contractions started, wife trying to get a nap, not very successful. New Rufflet in less than 8 hours we hope.

    1. RaceMedic

      RaceMedic

      Congrats brother!!! I am Jealous, I want another Mini race ...

    2. tniuqs

      tniuqs

      She ain't going to be napping with a pintocin drip.

  13. As read in orientation "If you slip, trip or fall, limit injuries by falling properly" So just what the heck does that really mean?

    1. Happiness

      Happiness

      tuck and roll ask any horse rider

    2. Chief1C

      Chief1C

      Just explain the exam procedure for a broken coccyx, and they'll probably try really had not to fall backward at least.

  14. First time in 11 years, read my departure time wrong and missed my flight. Next flight out at 545 pm. Totally bummed.

    1. spenac

      spenac

      Sorry mi amigo. Hope your day improves.

    2. Happiness

      Happiness

      sympathy sleep deprivaion :)

  15. Security annonces overhead that a set of keys were left in the gate area. They said tjat the keys look like tjey fit some sort of lock. Ya think

    1. spenac

      spenac

      HERE'S YOUR SIGN.

    2. Kiwiology

      Kiwiology

      dude its TSA what you expect

  16. Spending tje night in my sons room on a father son camp out. Good times.

    1. tcripp

      tcripp

      Really - where is the like button? Enjoy it while you can. :D

    2. Just Plain Ruff

      Just Plain Ruff

      only problem, pulled my back out by sleeping on the floor. 6 vicodin later and im still hurting.

  17. My wife is feeling pretty poorly today. She had a very rough night and Katerina is suffering through big time colic and on her 2nd medication for it. It's working a little bit but it's still rough. Please keep her in your thoughts. Thanks

    1. scubanurse

      scubanurse

      Hang in there guys :) one day you'll just pray you were waiting up with a colic kid and not because she's out on her first date...

    2. DFIB

      DFIB

      In our thoughts and prayers ruff.

  18. So im going to miss my connection to grand rapids all because some idiot in maintenance forgot to order a navigation light after he used the last bulb. Fricking rediculous. Means I wont get in until at least 3 pm or later subsequently missing a very important meeting. Can I bill Delta for time lost?

    1. spenac

      spenac

      Ask them. Maybe they will at least give you some flight credits.

    2. Kaisu

      Kaisu

      no.. but if you have to sit by a really fat dude they may offer you some travel vouchers

  19. Sitting in the hotel room. The people next door keep opening and shutting their door. At 10pm if they still are doing it, I'm calling the front desk.

    1. DwayneEMTP

      DwayneEMTP

      Turn your porn up! At least you won't hear it any more...

    2. Siffaliss
  20. Katerina admitted to childrens south for evaluation of two episodes of apnea while sleeping. Should be at Childrens for three to five days.

    1. spenac

      spenac

      Sorry bro. Hope for a speedy recovery for your young lady.

    2. nypamedic43

      nypamedic43

      oh geee! Hope everything turns out ok.

  21. Just what team showed up today?

    1. Happiness
    2. spenac

      spenac

      Yesterday the Cowboy's did.

  22. I have decided to boycott Chik fil a on Sundays. I will no longer patronize them on Sunday.

    1. xstreetsweeperx

      xstreetsweeperx

      I think everyone boycotts Chick Fil A on sundays

    2. wlittle

      wlittle

      Good for you Cap!

  23. Heard a song from casting crowns today and I could have sworn one of the lyrics was "we were made to be cremated" but listening further its actually. Created not cremated. I need to check my sugar I guess.

    1. snoopy911

      snoopy911

      its ok, you know the song that goes worthy is the lamb, worthy is the lamb, you are worthy. I used to think it was wooly is the lamb, when i was a kid. my mom noticed me singing it one day and cracked up

  24. anyone wanna buy some popcorn for cub scouts. You can either put your order in here or online. Ask me for the popcorn link. My son wants to fill one order form and then he gets to go to the Roos basketball, the semi finals of the NAIA tournament and a royals game. Just ask me how.

    1. tcripp

      tcripp

      PM me the link. I'll take a look!

  25. Dinner at whataburger. The burger definately does not qualify for exclaiming Whataburger!!!!!! More like "was that actually a burger?" Not in my book it wasn't. Blech

    1. Just Plain Ruff

      Just Plain Ruff

      How hard is it to cook a burger correctly? I mean if you can't do that job then you need to just go hide under a rock. Especially when there are alerts that you need to turn the burger now. Then the next alert is to take burger off grill and put on bun. If you cannot do those simple steps then you don't need to be in society. I'm paying for the undercooked greasy burger today. Thank goodness the bathroom is 12 feet away.

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