This is my squad. Everything's paraphrased as well I as can remember.
Now that we've switched to county dispatch, though, everyone is (hopefully) more professional on the radios.
Two crews were on stand-by duty in different areas for the 4th of July fireworks.
63 to 61: Rig won't start, we need you to jump it with 61.
61 to 63: Should we call it in as "CPR on ambulance"?
63 to 61: You'll have to put it in as "removal of foot from rectum" if you don't get over here!
Some police or borough honcho (I'm rather new, so I'm not sure who it was) comes up and asks "Did I just hear you say, over the radio, that someone had an ambulance up their ass?"
I thought it was funny, anyway.