So you think Americans are special... Canadians are even more "special":
Canadians... stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
Canadians... are not offended by the term, "Homo Milk".
Canadians... understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my POUTINE" !
Canadians... eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
Canadians... drink pop, not soda.
Canadians... had a Prime Minister who wasn't fluent in either of the official languages (English & French).
Canadians... know what it means to be 'on pogey'.
Canadians... know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at thecamp, eh?!"
Canadians... can drink legally while still a teen in some provinces.
Canadians... don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with very good cigars.
Canadians... when there is a social problem, we turn to their government to fix it, instead of telling them to stay out of it.
Canadians... are not sure if the leader of their nation has EVER had sex and don't WANT to know if he has!
Canadians... get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
Canadians... know Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
Canadians... drive on a highway, not a freeway.
Canadians... know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
Canadians... have Canadian Tire money in their kitchen drawers.
Canadians... know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
Canadians... dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
Canadians... know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
Canadians... know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
Canadians... drive with their headlights on during the day (since 1989, all new cars have been fitted with "daytime running lights").
Canadians... participated in "Participaction."
Canadians... have an Inuit carving by their bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me."
Canadians... wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
Canadians... like any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, possess a Canadian Passport.
Canadians... know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to our extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
Canadians... are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
Canadians... make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
Canadians... can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
Canadians... were mad at the CBC when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
Canadians... know who "Relic" is/was.
Canadians... know what a touque is, own one and often wear it.
Canadians... have heard of ... and have some cherished momento of Bob and Doug McKenzie.
Canadians... know Toronto is NOT a province.
Canadians... never miss "Coach's Corner" during Hockey Night in Canada.
Canadians... recognize that back bacon and Kraft Dinner are food groups.
Canadians... have a cord and plug sticking out of the grill of their car ... it's a block heater for those sub-zero (in Celsius) days.
Canadians... cook on a BBQ (Bar-B-Que) not a grill
Canadians... only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
Canadians... design their Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Canadians... mosquitoes have landing lights.
Canadians... have more kilometres on their snow blower than their car.
Canadians... have favourite recipes for moose meat.
Canadian Tire Store on any Saturday is busier than most toy stores at Christmas.
Canadians... take their kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
Canadians... like driving better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with frozen snow and slush.
Canadians... think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
Canadians... owe more money on their snowmobile than their car.
Canadians... newspapers covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
Canadians... the kitchens double as a meat processing plant.
Canadians... most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
Canadian... snowblowers get stuck on the roof.
Canadians... think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
Canadians... head South to go to your cottage.
Canadians... frequently clean grease off their barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
Canadians... know which leaves make good toilet paper now that there are no more dollar bills.
Canadians... find -40C a little chilly.
Canadians... attend a formal event in their best clothes, their finest jewellery and their Sorels.
Canadians... can play road hockey on skates.
Canadians... know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
Canadians... pronounce the last letter of the alphabet "zed" instead of "zee."
Canadians... end most sentences with "eh."
[align=center:699f1c7a21] So there... EH! [/align:699f1c7a21]