Chief1C

So, I glove up and smear glue all over it, and decide to hold it in place till it dries in 10-15min. BAD idea. The plastic melted, the glove melted, and there I was... finger solidly glued in place, up, over and to the side in the mirror. Glue ran down, and solidly secured the whole mirror to its pedestal. Took three people to get my hand out, w/o snapping the mirror back off. Therefore, I would recommend http://www.loctite.com/

Funny story.. A bunch of us from the station had a party last summer, got totally wasted, one guy decided my mirror would be a good place to lean. B/c lets face it, leaning on something is a necessity when you're drunk. Snapped it off. The next morning, I decide to take it apart and glue it back on with Loctite. Get it back in place, spring back in, but the chunk-o-plastic has nowhere to go, and it's needed to hold the spring.

Speaking of which.. I'll wanna see a ME signing the death certificate, next to the body, with a blown up photo ID, and proof from at least ten witness experts that can confirm the decedent is in fact the user.. before I'll believe that anyone else has died. Including DNA evidence.

Hope he rots in HELL.Yanno, this is another thing that wasn't on the news.

Need some free pills? ha ha My doctor gave me muscle relaxers, which I had an almost immediate allergic reaction to. Then tells me, well, just take an extra Tylenol. Like, gee, thanks for the $290 tip. Because I jammed an epipen into my leg thinking it was going to be a "BAD" reaction.

Are you kidding? I have like two grand in DVD's... What the hell would I do with them? Besides put them in for my friends wives, in mixed company. Boy that makes ppl uncomfortable... But they can't turn away.

I had an explorer sport. The back space was kind of a waste. It's not big enough to really haul anything, and the tonneau cover thing isn't totally water proof. But it's basically an SUV that looks like a pick up. Go with a wrangler.

I hate skype.

Spleen is a troll..

A boat eh that.. Take your damn cold air back! I was enjoying the warm fall temps.

I would ask for a radio, and call for lifting assistance. Because the number one time-loss injury is EMS... Is back injuries.

Not just a coconut scented car wax, I use it on the ambulance. It's called palm wax, from palm leaves dunno what kind of palm leaf. But I know that they use it to make M&M's "melt in your mouth, not in your hand".

Get my bag, Spleen, I might break a nail.

Prolly these people http://whygo-afr.s3.amazonaws.com/www.southafricalogue.com/files/2009/08/ambulance.jpg

Earth

I was three sheets to the wind at that point.

Just explain the exam procedure for a broken coccyx, and they'll probably try really had not to fall backward at least.

I hate spiders.

Well? What do they have in Common? As a firefighter, I'd really like to know.

Superglue mixed with ointment. I did that for my forehead last month. Tried to put a pike pole up in the firehouse attic, and knocked down a stack of old copper pipes. Nice half moon lac on my forehead, bled like a stuck pig. Just tapped me, it was thin pipe, ppl reacted like I got hit with a wrecking ball. Simple glue job.

Really? I'd rather take someone to the ER, than to the funeral home, strip them naked, photograph them, jab cardiac needles into their thighs and hope to hit the femoral artery. Maybe it's just me.

People still use chat?

Congrats.

I'll stay off the side walk.

Okay, that's good enough for me..