traumagrl

Used your siren to harass the livestock- best was a dog doing a backward flip and running behind the house. Named your first run ambulance deerslayer. Stopped to get the dead alligator out of the road-and it wasn't!! Lost the truck broom on that one. Thought you were running into a license check in town at three in the morning Nope another gator (14 ft per DNR) and seriously ask your Lt., who is a reserve deputy, not to mace the #%$ gator cause you've already run 4 calls that night for his macing attacks. Gator got maced and shot. Eventually the Lt. left fire/ems for law enforcement. He had anger issues! Called the patient for directions to the house. Got to love dispatch and dirt roads huh? Had your first in vehicle on possible structure fire be a tractor. I swear to god the tractor got there first. Drove through a major MVA on the way to a stabbing and had to pick up one of the MVA's on the way back because there weren't any more ambulances in the county. Have the ER call your service for a full code because they don't know how to work it. Have your frequent-flier crack head call 911 from your base. They dispatched the FD which was next door (2oo-ft away) and he asked for directions. Ambulance was out of the county due to no more hospital in the county. I guess a hospital that has to call 911 for a code should be out of business!! Deer vs. truck call. The deer was eye-balling me from the back seat of the truck after going through the windshield. We had to shut down traffic on a 4 lane to get it out. Last seen the deer was fine.