Hello all, longtime lurker, new arrival...
Got a call to a local strip club for a syncopal episode, possible seizure, got on scene with several police officers who just happened to hear the call and wanted to make sure the scene was safe, to find a couple of dancers on stage...
got directed to the cubbyhole of a dressing area, and found a 23yo woman sitting on the floor, (yes, dressed in street clothes).
I have got a habit of a one track mind when on scene, I was focused on my patient, kneeling down at her level, getting the situation/history/vitals type thing, and there wasn't enough room for my partner to enter the room so he stayed at the door.
The stage dancer came in and needed to get to her locker right behind me, so I moved closer to the patient, continuing to assess... meanwhile my partner got a free show as the dancer behind me stripped completely and changed clothes.
Story of my life, naked dancer 1 foot away and I miss it.