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Door to Door Salesman: "Is your mother home, young man?"

Boy: "Nope, she ain't."

Salesman: "That was awful. Where's your grammer?"

Boy: "She's in the hospital, where me mom is visitin' her."

Salesman: "Does your dog bite?"

Boy: "Nah, she don't bite."

Salesman: "OWWW! That dog just bit me. I thought you just said your dog doesn't bite?"

Boy: "My dog don't bite! My dog ain't even here; THAT ain't me dog."

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