Hey come on now, I would make a great police chief and I always wanted to be on COPS
KELVINGTON PD DISTRICT 1 (OF 1)
9.53PM SUSPICIOUS PERSON
*Kiwi rolls up in a two tone 1988 Dodge Diplomat equipped with massive red-blue rotator light bar sporting hip pouch full of suxamethonium, .357 Magnum N frame and peers over his aviator sunglasses, removes big ass wooden beat down stick from belt .. hey you, you, get your ass over here, yeah I am talking to you, don't even think about running, I promise you I am a lot faster than you think and that you ain't gonna make it, throws perp up against car; what you doing up in here boy, you know you don't belong in these parts, you coming to buy drugs? Oh lookey here, where'd this cash come from, never mind that, I'll just keep this and tax you a little for making me get out the car, now get out ass out of here, don't let me see you in these parts again boy, *taps nightstick on car, you hear me? Go on out of here. get off my street! ... Control one baker questioned one subject, back in service, show me out at the donut shop.
Edited by Kiwiology, 16 February 2013 - 07:38 AM.