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[Kiwiology]

Damn it Trev I have told you, get me a PCP driving slave for night shifts and let me live in your spare room / garage / crawl space / couch and we are all good to go

 

Oh and I do like that nowhere in that ad did "legal right to work in Canada" appear, sahweet!

[ClutzyEMT]

I managed to raise a little over 500 bucks so far.

 

Good for you  

I was in jail once too but I've been sworn to secrecy in regards to that matter ever since...*wink*

I enjoy the updates you post on FB my friend.. 

Kate,

Is it on the first page of signing up for paypal or do I need to continue on past that...I've heard some nasty stories about PayPal and I have to admit I'm hesitant to use it....

Thanks!

[scubanurse]

I signed up and created the account, paid, got the receipt, then deleted the card info from there.

[Arctickat]

Kiwi, acceptance to the College of Paramedics requires a criminal records check so legal right to work in Canada is a given.

 

Clutzy, I'm a facebook noob. Did you also Like Town of Kelvington?  Since I became Mayor I manage that page as well.  Regarding PayPal, I just linked it to a bank account that has the sole function of paypal transactions. Whenever I make a transaction I transfer money from my regular account into that one.

 

Finally, the jail and bail raised over 5k, not bad for a town of less than 1000, only 2,995,000 to go!!!

[Kiwiology]

I just looked it up and holy balls you ARE the Mayor!

 

I have also noticed your town does not have an incorporated municipal police, only the RCMP

 

Do you need a police chief? 

Edited by Kiwiology, 16 February 2013 - 04:34 AM.

[scubanurse]

Holy hell that is a scary idea....kiwi as police chief??

[Arctickat]

Holy hell that is a scary idea....kiwi as police chief??

Indeed, (shudder)

[Kiwiology]

Hey come on now, I would make a great police chief and I always wanted to be on COPS

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KELVINGTON PD DISTRICT 1 (OF 1)

OFFICER KIWI 

9.53PM SUSPICIOUS PERSON

 

*Kiwi rolls up in a two tone 1988 Dodge Diplomat equipped with massive red-blue rotator light bar sporting hip pouch full of suxamethonium, .357 Magnum N frame and peers over his aviator sunglasses, removes big ass wooden beat down stick from belt .. hey you, you, get your ass over here, yeah I am talking to you, don't even think about running, I promise you I am a lot faster than you think and that you ain't gonna make it, throws perp up against car; what you doing up in here boy, you know you don't belong in these parts, you coming to buy drugs? Oh lookey here, where'd this cash come from, never mind that, I'll just keep this and tax you a little for making me get out the car, now get out ass out of here, don't let me see you in these parts again boy, *taps nightstick on car, you hear me? Go on out of here. get off my street! ... Control one baker questioned one subject, back in service, show me out at the donut shop.  

Edited by Kiwiology, 16 February 2013 - 07:38 AM.